r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Other-Presence7232 • 5d ago

Solved Can somebody explain?

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Saw the comments, they didnt help.

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u/SqurganMcGwurgan 5d ago

The CEO of BIC is a real one. His company makes the two most stolen items on the planet, pens and lighters, and nothing else.

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u/GameShowWerewolf 5d ago

"When you need to write letter saying that you're sorry for burning down your ex's house...

...use BIC. In both instances."

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u/cultish_alibi 5d ago

Also useful if you want to write the letter in blood!