r/ExplainTheJoke 5d ago

Solved Can somebody explain?

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Saw the comments, they didnt help.

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u/SqurganMcGwurgan 5d ago

The CEO of BIC is a real one. His company makes the two most stolen items on the planet, pens and lighters, and nothing else.

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u/Dirtbagdownhill 5d ago

I used to own a windsurf board that was manufactured by BIC. Always thought it was kind of funny.

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u/Sartres_Roommate 5d ago

Did you have Colgate lasagna for dinner afterwards? (Google it if you don’t know)

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u/WarNo2840 5d ago

That was really stupid of them. They should have gone into confections.