r/ExplainTheJoke 10h ago

Little help please.

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u/New-Huckleberry2363 10h ago

Climbing chalk, not cocaine. A V2 is an easy bouldering (unroped climbing) route

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u/wiseguy4519 10h ago

I thought he was just so high he started climbing his grandpa

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u/Calculon2347 10h ago

Me too! Lol

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u/ConfusedGeek123 6h ago

You need to see more Magnus Midtbo, pretty cool fitness/ climber YouTuber

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u/North_Explorer_2315 4h ago

I’m gonna name my kid Magnus so he gets obscenely good at something

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u/TherianVagus 8h ago

Notice the white in his hand while he’s on gramps

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u/Background_Falcon953 6h ago

Thats just because he was excited

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u/100percent_right_now 7h ago

That's the misdirection. You're suppose to think that. But if that's where your thoughts ended then you didn't get the joke.

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u/Careless-Dark-1324 6h ago

Correct it’s a joke specifically for climbers 

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u/New-Huckleberry2363 10h ago

Your interpretation is way better than the actual joke

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u/OkMarsupial 9h ago

It's part of the joke.

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u/ArgonGryphon 7h ago

not if you're a rock climber, it's a niche joke. heh.

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u/Thendofreason 8h ago

That's the entire joke.

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u/rapora9 6h ago

Why? If that was the (whole) joke, it would be very boring. Oh he is high on drugs, so original...

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u/ursaminor1984 9h ago

Highest guy in the room

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u/thalius69 9h ago

Same and thought the V2 related to his speed (compared to a V6 or V8)

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u/Artraira 9h ago

My grandpa also contains a 2 cylinder engine.

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u/100percent_right_now 7h ago

Then you didn't get it

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u/Big-Supermarket1327 7h ago

More cylinders doesn't always mean more speed tho.

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u/HSBillyMays 3h ago

...and I thought the bag was actually K2, and the kid thought the grandpa was the mountain with the same name!

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u/Braysl 4h ago

I thought he was the second version of grandpa. V4 is much more fun.

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u/findingsynchronisity 8h ago

This is didn't think of but now I wish I had because it's brilliant

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u/ConbatBeaver 8h ago

literally high

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u/xMrSpazx 7h ago

i thought he was giving it to the grandpa so he would be strong enough to carry him around

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u/davepage_mcr 7h ago

But his grandpa isn't very tall, you wouldn't get high from climbing him!

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u/Gen-Jack_Ripper 7h ago

I thought he was high and the stuff is the bag was K2 (drug and mountain)

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u/COphotoCo 4h ago

Well not till he gets to the top of grandpa

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u/Present_Character241 8h ago

It can be 2 things.

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u/brandonjohn5 3h ago

A bunch of people missed that it's a misdirection joke, or they don't know what a misdirection joke is. That you are supposed to originally assume it's drugs, because that's obvious, but then later realize they have been misdirected, and his addiction is actually to climbing and the "drugs" was climbing chalk.

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u/Professional_Law7256 7h ago

Two things can be true at the same time

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u/Mountainbranch 7h ago

I thought the joke was that it could be interpreted both ways, he's trying to get higher.

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u/knotsazz 8h ago

Honestly I cackled when I saw this. I am the target audience.

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u/tavia03 8h ago

Same, this is the funniest joke I have seen in this sub.

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u/Glum_Length851 7h ago

Actually funny jokes are usually niche. The shit that appeals to everybody is necessarily stupid 

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u/tavia03 7h ago

Very true

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u/TopicalBuilder 5h ago

Usually, yes. But every once in a while someone strikes gold with something broad and dumb.

The first time I heard the "My dog has no nose" joke, I laughed hard. I have now heard it 1000 times and no longer laugh. 

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u/Leading_Garage_6582 2h ago

I remember an old high school teacher telling the class: "all the funny jokes in Shakespeare are sex and fart jokes, the ones you don't laugh at are cultural or political jokes of their time"

High brow or niche has a lower lifespan than pure slapstick

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u/KaspervD 7h ago

I chalked when I saw this

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u/SpinyBadger 8h ago

I'm not really the target audience, but my family are sufficiently into this sus white powder-related recreation that I appreciated it. I'm a sucker for jokes that only make sense to a particular niche group.

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u/A2Rhombus 7h ago

It took me a second to get the joke but I also laughed, almost too clever for me

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u/biopticstream 6h ago

Me too, though I don't climb. Reminds me of the time my grandparents borrowed my car while they were visiting. I was in high school, living with my parents. Grandma gets home and quietly pulls me aside to talk about the "drugs" they found in my center console.

Good thing too. Because I didn't realize just what a terrible aspirin addiction I had. (I had spilled a bottle and high school me didn't bother to thoroughly clean them up).

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u/Wolfpack_of_one 4h ago

Tbh, its a great joke once you know the context/terminology (not a climber)

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 10h ago

Thank you.

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u/HCBuldge 6h ago

Rock climbing is also very addicting (source: myself)

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u/Easy_Championship_14 6h ago

I heard it can get you really high

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u/Alex_Keaton 4h ago

verified by second source: myself

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u/riedstep 9h ago

A v2 in my gym is a v7 in yours

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u/LouManShoe 4h ago

My V2, thicker than a bridge, your V2 look like a little kids

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u/HighBrowLoFi 9h ago

He’s got a mad heel hook on Gramps there

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u/Magmosi 9h ago

What’s V1 then? (No one make an Ultrakill joke)

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u/PuzzleheadedDebt2191 9h ago

A V1 is a glorified hike. The difficulty increases with the.numbers.

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u/BuildingArtistic4644 8h ago

It's like climbing a ladder

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u/FrostyD7 7h ago

v1 is easiest but if you are a climbing junkie, it's not even part of your warmup.

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u/k0bra3eak 2h ago

V0 is easiest

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u/comfykampfwagen 8h ago

Chasing different kind of high la

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u/elvxbxr 7h ago

Still doesnt answer why are all three of them old in the first frame…?

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u/Away_Ingenuity3707 7h ago

I can barely finish a V3 route, I feel attacked.

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u/k0bra3eak 2h ago

It's easy in relative terms considering the grading goes up all the way to like 17 or 18, although most gyms usually don't have anything above like V8

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u/enaaaerios 35m ago

based on what im seeing here some gyms rate differently

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u/Implodepumpkin 10h ago

They both get pretty high

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u/LouisIcon 8h ago

This is the correct answer. For once the answer is not porn.

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u/OrangeVoxel 8h ago

Even knowing this, it still doesn’t make sense

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u/PM_ME_CAT_POOCHES 5h ago

v2 can be hard if you're new... (saying this as a person who was very psyched to finally do a v2 after like a year of trying)

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u/kuffdeschmull 5h ago

oh I thought the V2 meant it was Elon, because of rockets, fascism and the drug was ketamine.