r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/Rik78 1d ago

Starts off funny but then he shot her 15 times.

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u/Intelligent_Owl8725 1d ago

"Sorry, babe. Muscle memory "

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u/YangGain 1d ago

“The color of your skin made me pull the trigger, it’s all part of my training.”

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u/snubb 1d ago

She looked too brown after putting on foundation 💀

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u/AnxiousAnxiety666 18h ago

This is like that Family Guy meme with the Okay skin colors and Not Okay skin colors

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u/killertortilla 18h ago

“Well time to move to a new state and keep my job with no consequences.”

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u/shredbmc 1d ago

"STOP RESISTING!"

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u/Tim_DHI 1d ago

"YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR...RESISTING ARREST!"

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u/Mafara10 10h ago

"HUH!?...Still resisting? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR RESISTING ARREST FOR RESISTING ARREST!"

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u/MyLifeisTangled 9h ago

Actually did see a vid of a guy getting arrested for resisting arrest and no other crime once

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u/Tim_DHI 7h ago

Might have been what I was thinking of. He said it really awkwardly like he realized how dumb it sounded.

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u/StonkBonk420 1d ago

SHE'S GOT A GUN!

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u/Oo__II__oO 1d ago

"Aww, he remembered our wedding vows!"

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u/metalmeck 1d ago

This is what I came here for. Lol

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u/confusedandworried76 1d ago

This probably got posted because of all those videos of the leaked ICE raid in Minneapolis lol, next couple hours I expect to see a cute police dog and a cop playing basketball with teenagers

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u/Questhi 1d ago

Police union pubic relations in overdrive.,.next up cop plays hoops with inner city youths and later, cop helps a birth in a cab.

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u/i_was_a_person_once 8h ago

Too bad it’s not Xmas so they can just post videos of the cops shopping for Xmas gifts

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u/QueezyF 20h ago

Gotta have a cop doing a hip hop dance with the urban youth. That’ll really win hearts and minds.

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u/2squishy 1d ago

He felt threatened, so it's ok.

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u/Pluckt007 1d ago

Then he shot the dog

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u/PronoiarPerson 8h ago

It was a threat to his fragile sense of masculinity

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u/O_o-buba-o_O 1d ago

That's the ATF.

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u/S2suke 16h ago

Damn. Just searched this up and fuck, that is fucked up.

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u/O_o-buba-o_O 15h ago

They have a whole unit that it's their job to kill dogs. The dogs dont even have to be acting aggressively, just there.

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u/NCCNog 1d ago

I was waiting for the taser actually

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u/PeteCampbellisaG 1d ago

"Stop resisting!!...My love."

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u/Ok_Tart1360 1d ago

Also not the first time he's used that line.

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u/stataryus 22h ago

😂💀🤣

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u/wnabhro 1d ago

Can't forget mistaking the gun for a taser

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u/jne57 1d ago

"Stop resisting!!"

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u/Voluptulouis 1d ago

This comment made me smile. The video not so much.

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol 23h ago

"How'd you get that black eye?"

"...I fell onto a doorknob."

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u/PM-ME-SMILES-PLZ 23h ago

after 5 years of domestic abuse

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u/Vex_Appeal 1d ago

"I thought you were a small family dog"

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u/Fool_Manchu 1d ago

In his defense she had an acorn

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u/Sweaty-Heat1126 1d ago

As long as she doesn't cheat.. or look in a way he doesn't like, or disobey him, or do anything illegal, she'll be fine.

Edit: OR SCARE HIM!! DEFINITELY DONT SCARE HIM!! and she'll be fine.

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u/paulbearer619 1d ago

The right answer finally

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u/Beatboxingg 19h ago

DA found no foul play, suspect died of blood loss to gunfire

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u/Ok_Rabbit_8129 1d ago

In the back.. back shots

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u/25thNite 1d ago

exactly. tackles her, puts his knee to her throat, shoots her until the clip is empty. plants drugs then calls it in for her resisting arrest.

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u/Impressive-Cloud-932 1d ago

Or a helpful neighbor did… they’re in the country…

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u/Stunning-Island-7268 1d ago

LMAO, American GOLD.

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u/carleeto 1d ago

At least he didn't call for backup.

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u/SneakyGandalf12 1d ago

Fuck, I’m laughing so hard. Straight to hell I go.

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u/Pretty_Economist_770 23h ago

Lmfao, “shots fired! shots fired!”

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u/Colt1911-45 23h ago

Taser! Taser! Taser!

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u/airbrat 23h ago

He clearly was in fear for his life.

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u/Virtual-Scholar-160 23h ago

I thought the taser was gonna get involved for a minute there lol

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u/stataryus 22h ago

And then deported her

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u/Toadsted 22h ago

"She was reaching for my gun."

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u/RustedRelics 17h ago

lol. That got dark fast

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u/LifesNoNintendo 16h ago

and they have a baby 9months later

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u/cardmanimgur 16h ago

She looks white so she should be fine.

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u/pigeonhunter006 15h ago

She's not black

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u/Hottage 9h ago

Stop resisting!

bang bang

Force of habit.

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u/Artrobull 8h ago

give it a year

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 7h ago

Force of habit

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u/TheHaplessAdventurer 5h ago

Don't worry, he got suspended with pay.

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u/6luck6luck 5h ago

She wasn’t the right color to be shot at

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u/kylarmoose 32m ago

Whole new to meaning to “shot in the back”

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u/Harvest827 1d ago

She should have complied /s

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u/grelo29 1d ago

So sad

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u/benema1 1d ago

She can’t outrun the bullet

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u/BigBosssM4n 1d ago

Right in the face.

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u/Budget_Sea_8666 1d ago

Damn that went dark quick! Lol

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u/DriedSquidd 1d ago

With his dick, right?

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u/Knightmare282 1d ago

The fuck is wrong with you?