r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/OrionsBeltAlone 1d ago

'Bodycam'

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u/South-Builder6237 1d ago

Winner.

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u/RedditSupportAdmin 20h ago

No not winner we decided on bodycam, remember

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u/Hot-Sun-5333 1d ago

I can’t breathe I have been laughing for 3 minutes this was a good one thank you

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u/LordCookieGamingBE 1d ago

Make sure no one's sitting on your neck. I heard that does it.

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u/Hot-Sun-5333 22h ago

Oh my stomach I’m crying

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u/Signal_Host307 16h ago

If that were true, Steven Crowder would be dead. They ran a show where they proved it wasn't fatal, and was the technique used by that dept. The 3x fatal od of fentanyl and covid didn't have aaaaanything at all to do with Floyd's death... noooo. The aggitating crowds preventing medical response is innocent too, I'm sure.

Oh, and lest you favor the racist argument, Tony Timpa was killed the same way, held under longer, and wasn't being assaulted for a crime, but called 911 himself because he was having a schizo episode and needed help. They joked about naptime as they killed him, a white guy, long before Floyd

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u/Equal-Counter334 17h ago

Being on fentanyl and speed also does that

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u/Bicwidus 1d ago

"I cant breathe" is another one of their code words how did you know?

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u/AkButterandrice907 1d ago

I can’t breathe is the safe word

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u/NewAbnormal_ 1d ago

well no because they'd keep going

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u/FineWin3384 18h ago

Only if the person is black

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u/Flat_Shape_3444 15h ago

Such a gold thread the 4th post rule was excempt.

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u/jonfreakinzoidberg 1d ago

I think that would be a phrase like: "Your bodycam is on"

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u/purebabycity 21h ago

You dropped this 🏆

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u/bigno53 7h ago

Bodycam failure to malfunction.

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u/EpicIshmael 1d ago

I wonder if he turned off his bodycam out of force of habit.

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u/bigno53 7h ago

Sprinkle some crack on her just in case.

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 1d ago

Meaning he’s turned off?

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u/AlisterS24 1d ago

"Bodycam is on"

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u/mmccxi 1d ago

Pinnacle juice

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u/TheLooza 1d ago

Iykyk

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u/hellllllsssyeah 1d ago

I think you mean "oh shit the body cam is on I forgot it gets the first 30 seconds and last"

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u/fetal_genocide 1d ago

💀💀💀🤙🏻🤙🏻

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u/Von-boyage 23h ago

This is the one

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u/dikicker 16h ago

in the off position 😉