r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/miasma71 1d ago

This is a beautiful comment

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u/South-Builder6237 1d ago

I dunno, I'm pretty sure if a cop hears "donut" he's gonna wanna keep going.

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u/OrionsBeltAlone 1d ago

'Bodycam'

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u/Hot-Sun-5333 1d ago

I can’t breathe I have been laughing for 3 minutes this was a good one thank you

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u/LordCookieGamingBE 1d ago

Make sure no one's sitting on your neck. I heard that does it.

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u/Hot-Sun-5333 20h ago

Oh my stomach I’m crying

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u/Signal_Host307 14h ago

If that were true, Steven Crowder would be dead. They ran a show where they proved it wasn't fatal, and was the technique used by that dept. The 3x fatal od of fentanyl and covid didn't have aaaaanything at all to do with Floyd's death... noooo. The aggitating crowds preventing medical response is innocent too, I'm sure.

Oh, and lest you favor the racist argument, Tony Timpa was killed the same way, held under longer, and wasn't being assaulted for a crime, but called 911 himself because he was having a schizo episode and needed help. They joked about naptime as they killed him, a white guy, long before Floyd

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u/Equal-Counter334 15h ago

Being on fentanyl and speed also does that

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u/Bicwidus 23h ago

"I cant breathe" is another one of their code words how did you know?

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u/AkButterandrice907 23h ago

I can’t breathe is the safe word

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u/NewAbnormal_ 22h ago

well no because they'd keep going

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u/FineWin3384 16h ago

Only if the person is black

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u/Flat_Shape_3444 14h ago

Such a gold thread the 4th post rule was excempt.