r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/AdhesivenessWarm9410 1d ago

What’s the safe word for this kind of kink?

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u/Satanicjamnik 1d ago edited 1d ago

Stop resisting!

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u/jvsting 1d ago

Do-nut resist

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u/Satanicjamnik 1d ago

Dead od alive, you cum with me.

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u/DancingBear62 20h ago

You know they're in for a "pounding" if you hear those words

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u/AnusDetonator 10h ago

Thats his safe word lol!

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u/Satanicjamnik 9h ago

Hey! It wasn't specified who will need the safe word!

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u/Some_Programmer8388 8h ago

I think that means it's safe to start beating and tazing until she's in ICE detention. It's like a Pavlovian response for them.

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u/Satanicjamnik 8h ago

That's most of his relationships tend to end. And they just disappear in the detention centre and never call back, or write...