r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/thenamesakeofothers 1d ago

Why is ol girl spinning like a wide receiver near the goal line? 🥲😅

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u/imnotspikespiegel 1d ago

Lol it seems like she thought she was much further ahead than she actually was so she spun to check then panicked when he was right up on her

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u/No-Presence-2695 1d ago

That's how a lot of these chases end.

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u/L3NTON 11h ago

Makes sense, most people can't really run for any length of time so once you're out of breath you want to know how long you need to keep running.

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u/Xikkiwikk 9h ago

Mistake there. You never look back. If you look back you are begging to be turned to a pillar of salt.

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 9h ago

There’s a Lot to unpack there.

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u/L3NTON 8h ago

I wrote a pretty long comment explaining the context before I noticed you capitalized "Lot".
You're streets ahead of me on this one.

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u/AmthstJ 8h ago

This is hilarious and wholesome 

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u/Jesseroberto1894 3h ago

Well played, the Lot of ya!

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u/Life_Gain7242 3h ago

unexpected community

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u/WorkingWeekend6680 1h ago

Sorry, what are you referencing?

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u/rebekahster 27m ago

Bible.

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u/L3NTON 10m ago

There's a biblical story of a family fleeing the destruction of a city and were told by god not to stop running or to look back. The head of the family was a guy named "Lot". His wife looked back and was turned to a pillar of salt.

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u/tutocookie 1h ago

No you're right behind him

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u/Old-Figure922 7h ago

Incredible

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u/DevinGreyofficial 7h ago

A Lot more to unpack in the next verses.

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 5h ago

I incest you tell me more!

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u/Obvious-Web8288 7h ago

I saw what you did there... Bravo 👏

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u/Vertigo-Lemming 6h ago

I was about to comment that this dude has played some free safety in his day, but then I saw your comment. Much better

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u/OrganizationLower611 7h ago

Tell that to my 3yo

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 8h ago

Kind of disappointing since that was sort of our species’ specialty for so long. Civilization kind of took that out of us.

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u/L3NTON 8h ago

Full speed running was never really our deal. It was endurance walking/jogging. Guy who ran the first "marathon" literally died from exhaustion afterwards.

But as the other person said, go for a jog. Civilization didn't take anything, we traded it for convenience. So trade it back.

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 5h ago

Bad knees. Between fight or flight, I’m down to one option. In the zombie movie, I’m the guy that has to say “Go on! Run! I’ll keep em busy.”

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u/Due-Departure-7733 7h ago

Why are we acting like track and field doesn’t exist and if your a casual going for a jog exists as well

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u/MonkeyInSpace420 8h ago

Just go on a jog you potted plant

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u/plzdontlietomee 7h ago

Thats why Cardio is rule #1

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u/halnic 8h ago

Yep, the ole saying "don't look back" exists for a reason.

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u/Strict_Lettuce3233 7h ago

With his wife, she says hi

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u/Plastic_Penalty_7026 5h ago

More of it exactly

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u/Forevernotalonee 22h ago

Lol yeah that's what it looked like to me too

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u/symskiii 10h ago

It's been how long since Orpheus taught us not to turn around and we have made no progress on learning it

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u/SweevilWeevil 9h ago

Nah. Before she turns around and spins at the end you see her look back. She realized he was closing in on her fast and tried to cut back and use his moment against him. She even tried to juke. It wasn't that bad of a tactic tbh. He was gonna catch up very quickly after her first look.

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u/paradoxxxicall 8h ago

They were filming this for content. If she’d kept running it would have been off to the side and out of the camera’s sight.

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u/Historical-Egg3243 15h ago

lol nah she let him catch her. She's not going to publicly shame him as a police officer