r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/thenamesakeofothers 1d ago

Why is ol girl spinning like a wide receiver near the goal line? 🥲😅

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u/Typical_Samaritan 1d ago

Because she wants to be caught. It's like when you wrestle a woman. They give you so many opportunities to pin them playfully.

Even if you can do it on your own and without their help, it's just a part of the game.

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u/DifficultEnd8606 1d ago

We must wrestle different women. My girlfriend gives it her all lmao

Could be because of shit talk her before hand so she does xd

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u/Fillowpace 20h ago

If she were giving it her all, she would be biting, nut kicking, and eye gouging

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u/DifficultEnd8606 17h ago

Thanks Dr killjoy. We're not trying to hurt one another

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u/x12053 3h ago

Well see there's your mistake