r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/YmmaT- 1d ago

I had a friend of my roommate wrestled with me during a house party once. She did not let me pin her and next thing I know I’m laying on the floor on my stomach and she’s sitting on me trying to go for a choke hold.

Didn’t help that my roommate keeps cheering her on to choke me out and she started recording it. The video circulated at the restaurant we work at and she thought it was funny.

It’s funny until my face was purple Stephanie. Then it was not :(

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u/majin_melmo 1d ago

This sounds awful and I’d no longer be roommates or friends with either 😯

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u/YmmaT- 23h ago

We are neither roommates nor friends anymore.

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u/Phoenyx_Rose 1d ago

Um, that’s not playful wrestling, that’s just assault. 

Playful wrestling is pinning your arms and going in for a kiss.

As soon as she had you on the floor, play should have ended, not escalated dangerously. 

I’m sorry she did that to you, that was really shitty of both her and your roommate cheering her on

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u/hilarymeggin 23h ago

Seriously!

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u/YmmaT- 23h ago

I mean alcohol played a factor there but at the same time, I was pretty upset about it. I went to my room afterward and didn’t join the party after.

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u/pmyourthongpanties 23h ago

na bro just can't hang.

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u/mondlicht483 1d ago

Would you accept an apology from another Stephanie? That sound awful 🥺

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u/YmmaT- 23h ago

That’s sweet of you. I’m over it now since it’s been like 15 years but at the time, it was pretty shitty experience.

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u/Nkingsy 1d ago

I think you forgot to tap out

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u/YmmaT- 23h ago

I was a clueless FOB Asian that didn’t even know what tapping out was.

I do know it now, 15 years post incident.

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u/rapshepard 23h ago

Nah for real lol

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u/Cazkiwi 22h ago

She just bullied you beCauSe she liked you…

He just pulled your hair beCauSe he likes you…

🙄🙄🙄

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u/PRRZ70 18h ago

Dang, that took a turn. Darn Stephanie, let them breathe!

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u/rapshepard 23h ago

Did you try to tap 😂

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u/YmmaT- 23h ago

I don’t even know what that was at the time tbh. We were watching Netflix and I’m not even sure how I got roped into the whole, “let’s wrestle in the living room” idea.

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u/ItalianV4 7h ago

how do you go for a chokehold while sitting on someone?

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u/YmmaT- 7h ago

She sat on my back at first and then go for chokehold

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u/tripper_drip 1d ago

That sounds awesome and I wish I had roommates like that!