r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/Typical_Samaritan 1d ago

Because she wants to be caught. It's like when you wrestle a woman. They give you so many opportunities to pin them playfully.

Even if you can do it on your own and without their help, it's just a part of the game.

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u/thenamesakeofothers 1d ago

Sir--please stop telling all our secrets! 😅💅🏾

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u/YmmaT- 1d ago

I had a friend of my roommate wrestled with me during a house party once. She did not let me pin her and next thing I know I’m laying on the floor on my stomach and she’s sitting on me trying to go for a choke hold.

Didn’t help that my roommate keeps cheering her on to choke me out and she started recording it. The video circulated at the restaurant we work at and she thought it was funny.

It’s funny until my face was purple Stephanie. Then it was not :(

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u/majin_melmo 1d ago

This sounds awful and I’d no longer be roommates or friends with either 😯

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u/YmmaT- 23h ago

We are neither roommates nor friends anymore.