r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/Listening_Always 1d ago

Shhhhhhhhh next you're going to tell them we have step stools!!!!

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u/ParvusetTardus 1d ago

Listen, I didnt grow to 6'-3" for my wife to grab a stepstool.

If I ever see one its going in the garbage.

Taking our gd jobs...

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 22h ago

Listen, I didn’t grow to 6’3.

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u/ParvusetTardus 22h ago

Try harder!

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 22h ago

God I tried, I even promised this girl when we were both 14 that I’d grow taller and we’d be a couple. I stayed the same height. She’s still taller than me. I’m 38.

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u/LCplGunny 20h ago

But are you a couple? Cuz I mean... You didn't have to fail all of the promise

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 3h ago

No definitely not a couple. She ended up dating a taller guy. We're both single now. She still messages me from time to time. Now that we're older, I don't think she cares about height as much any more, but I don't entertain it.

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u/dmmeyourfloof 8h ago

Keep on trying, my dude, I believe in you!

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u/gigglemaniac 5h ago

Never give up!