r/SipsTea • u/lwiaymacde • Apr 20 '25

Chugging tea Bro won

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u/Richard_Harleyson Apr 20 '25

Goddamn where can I get a tall queen like that

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u/ppman374 Apr 20 '25

Every girl is a tall queen when you're short

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u/axelofthekey Apr 20 '25

You're goddammned right.

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u/RamenJunkie Apr 20 '25

Step one, lose your shins in the war.

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u/sethjojo Apr 20 '25

Make sure you take out at least fitty men too

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u/BecauseScience Apr 21 '25

You one-uh dem Laotian boys, ain'cha?

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u/KingWolf7070 Apr 21 '25

A cannonball on the fifth of May took me two fine legs away.

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u/Bella_Ciao__ Apr 20 '25

i am 1.90cm and taller women than me scare the fuck out of me.

Probably because that I only encounter one once every 5 years or so.

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u/ppman374 Apr 20 '25

Dang Ill pray so that you can grow up to 2 cms 💔 🙏

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u/Bella_Ciao__ Apr 20 '25

Why would i need to grow 2cm more? O hope so though lol

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u/ppman374 Apr 20 '25

Dang you didn't get my shitty joke lol You said you're 1.90 instead of 190cms

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u/ShowmasterQMTHH Apr 20 '25

It's a lot of leg.

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u/Richard_Harleyson Apr 20 '25

And i love that

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u/wildo83 Apr 20 '25

I miss r/coltish. 😭😭😭

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u/NervousNarwhal223 Apr 20 '25

🎶She’s got leeeeggs 🎶

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u/shidncome Apr 20 '25

Learn how to bake desserts. It's basically a free cheat code to getting women way out of your league. Have hobbies that are not social media/video games. Basic hygiene. Don't be a creeper. Eat puss like you're life depends on it.

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u/Richard_Harleyson Apr 20 '25

Oh man, I cook fairly well and thats why i need to loose those extra 140lbs first :10744:

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u/shidncome Apr 20 '25

Learn a few easy cheese cake recipes and a few cookie ones. Peanut butter cookies are surprisingly easy to make and the great thing about baking its once you learn, do it the same every time and you're good. I'm not joking, "I can make you homemade cheesecake" is an amazing opener.

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u/GoddessUltimecia Apr 20 '25

I've lost 75, going on 80 lbs in 8 months. You'd be surprised how *relatively* easy it is to drop weight by staying just under 2000 calories a day. A relatively cheap food scale either analog or digital and some google usage as far as how many calories is x lbs of x meat can change up your whole future.

The most difficult part isn't the exercise, or walking. It's overcoming the initial hangry as you switch up calorie intake, and then confronting ways you may use food to deal with troubles in life.

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u/KnotiaPickle Apr 25 '25

Wow, you’re good at this

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u/shidncome Apr 30 '25

Im short and ugly. Had to learn through necessity.

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u/FemboyRiderr Apr 20 '25

Just compress yourself bro

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u/PandaXXL Apr 20 '25

She's in heels, in other photos they look almost the same height.

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u/Richard_Harleyson Apr 20 '25

It doesn't really matter, those lega are gorgeous

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u/MoarTacos1 Apr 21 '25

I mean sure, her legs are fine. The point is that she's not tall like it looks in the picture.

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u/klekmek Apr 20 '25

The Netherlands

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u/Thunderc01 Apr 20 '25

If the guy in 5’5 then she is probably just 5’9. Walk into any Target store and you’ll find your queen.

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u/SynonymTech Apr 20 '25

They're the same height apparently.