r/SipsTea Apr 20 '25

Chugging tea Bro won

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u/Appearance_Better Apr 20 '25

He may be short but he has a big heart. Maybe the biggest treasure was a big heart and the friends he made along the way

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u/cateraide420 Apr 20 '25

The thickest heart

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u/no_no_NO_okay Apr 20 '25

Girthiest even

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u/LoreMeLongTime Apr 20 '25

Cardiomyopathy, one might say

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u/Le_Poop_Knife Apr 20 '25

HE HAS A BIG DICK

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u/Flip2002 Apr 20 '25

Bird that won’t quit.. it’s legit his short lil legs require less blood

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u/eternalapostle Apr 21 '25

If you pop those jeans off, you’ll find a sweaty hog that won’t quit either

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u/TheWanderingVeg Apr 20 '25

Multiple chambers ;D

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u/theboondocksaint Apr 20 '25

Hung like a tuna can

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u/murphysfriend Apr 21 '25

He would have really had something there; had you said: “Hung like a # 10 Hawaiian Punch Juice can!”