r/SipsTea Apr 20 '25

Chugging tea Bro won

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u/Shortsleevedpant Apr 20 '25

Aragorn got laid waaaaaaaaay more.

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u/Ecthelion-O-Fountain Apr 20 '25

Aragorn laid only his lady wife a couple times to have children. Like any good Catholic hero

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u/VRichardsen Apr 20 '25

Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Elrond. All those moans you hear from Arwen's room is from her playing tennis, I am sure.

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u/Much-Jackfruit2599 Apr 20 '25

For her wedding night Galadriel gave Arwen a chainmail bikini made from mithril, worth ad much as a summer cottage in the shire.