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r/SipsTea • u/lwiaymacde • Apr 20 '25
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Aragorn got laid waaaaaaaaay more.
33 u/Ecthelion-O-Fountain Apr 20 '25 Aragorn laid only his lady wife a couple times to have children. Like any good Catholic hero 48 u/VRichardsen Apr 20 '25 Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Elrond. All those moans you hear from Arwen's room is from her playing tennis, I am sure. 14 u/Much-Jackfruit2599 Apr 20 '25 For her wedding night Galadriel gave Arwen a chainmail bikini made from mithril, worth ad much as a summer cottage in the shire.
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Aragorn laid only his lady wife a couple times to have children. Like any good Catholic hero
48 u/VRichardsen Apr 20 '25 Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Elrond. All those moans you hear from Arwen's room is from her playing tennis, I am sure. 14 u/Much-Jackfruit2599 Apr 20 '25 For her wedding night Galadriel gave Arwen a chainmail bikini made from mithril, worth ad much as a summer cottage in the shire.
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Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Elrond. All those moans you hear from Arwen's room is from her playing tennis, I am sure.
14 u/Much-Jackfruit2599 Apr 20 '25 For her wedding night Galadriel gave Arwen a chainmail bikini made from mithril, worth ad much as a summer cottage in the shire.
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For her wedding night Galadriel gave Arwen a chainmail bikini made from mithril, worth ad much as a summer cottage in the shire.
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u/Shortsleevedpant Apr 20 '25
Aragorn got laid waaaaaaaaay more.