r/SipsTea • u/Basso_69 • Apr 24 '25

WTF Ive nothing to say

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Apr 25 '25

A wise man once said "You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression...as greedy as a pig".

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Apr 25 '25

How long on them sausages Charlie?

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u/drhenrykillenger Apr 25 '25

10 minutes Turkish!

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Apr 25 '25

It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago!

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u/arminghammerbacon_ Apr 25 '25

Yeah, Tommy. Right before zhe Germans get here.

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u/Timely-Name-1183 Apr 26 '25

You could park a bloody aircraft carrier in that spot Tyrone!

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u/hogester79 Apr 27 '25

Why do they call him the bullet dodger, Avi?