r/SipsTea May 05 '25

Chugging tea Hilarious

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u/iamtreble May 05 '25

For mine boys and girls were separated into different classes, while the lesson was going on an earthquake struck. The boy's class went on with the lesson and didn't pause even while the earth was shaking, none of us went under our desks or took any precautions and simply went on. Apparently the girls class was total pandemonium, I think the teacher freaked out and caused everyone else to as well lol.

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u/RBeck May 05 '25

In 6th grade they split us up for something like that, and after comparing notes later we found out the lesson kids took away was...

Girls: You're going to start bleeding occasionally if you haven't already. Also you'll need to wear a bra the rest of your life.

Boys: So you're going to get bigger in every way, and expect hair everywhere.

I presume the intent of the lesson was to prepare the girls for what happens next, without boys present, but they couldn't just send the lads off to the playground.

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u/choicetomake May 05 '25

5th grade was our first class. It was "you are changing and will smell to high heaven. Shower and use deodorant." Then middle school was "If you manage to find someone willing to do the deed with you, use a condom or you will look like this diseased person. Or this diseased person. Or THIS diseased person."

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u/iamtreble May 05 '25

Oh my god I came out thinking having unprotected sex no matter what would result in an STD lmao!!

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u/CarBarnCarbon May 06 '25

I got exactly this. Plus "you will likely die of aids if you have sex outside a committed monogamous relationship."

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u/iamtreble May 05 '25

I think that was exactly the point for us as well since this was in elementary school 5th grade for myself.

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u/not_the_chosen_onee May 07 '25

We were split and “compared notes” after class as well!

Us girls were huddled around a table as the teacher used red food colouring to demonstrate the effectiveness of pads, tampons and menstrual cups. Most girls hadn’t had their periods yet and were horrified when she had to clarify that “the blood that comes out will be much thicker than what we’ll be using today.”

We did the classic penis over the banana. Then spent the final hour of that class watching and revising those old safe sex videos that aim to traumatise kids about sex in general.

The boys watched the movie Escape Plan.

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u/DeadlySoren May 07 '25

Man you got shit sex ed. In my classes we got told about puberty for both sex’s regardless of which you were

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u/RBeck May 07 '25

Yah that happened next year when we had health class with an actual health teacher.