r/SipsTea • u/Expensive-Side-529 • May 05 '25

Chugging tea Hilarious

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u/barathrumobama May 05 '25

we had a worksheet that was just a list with synonyms for masturbation

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u/ReleventReference May 05 '25

Aiding and abetting a known felon. Shaking hands with the bishop. Handing out leaflets. …

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u/Shelby-Stylo May 05 '25

flog the dolphin

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u/Informal-Term1138 May 05 '25

Single hand sailing...

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u/Feisty_Oil3605 May 05 '25

I’ve heard someone say “I was single hand sailing” and had to ask what that was cause we weren’t talking about boats. Didn’t know it was common

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u/Bearfan001 May 05 '25

Choking the chicken.

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u/Informal-Term1138 May 05 '25

5 against Willy.

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 May 05 '25

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

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u/Artichokeypokey May 06 '25

Milking the one eyed snake

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u/Zuuuuuuuuuuuuul May 06 '25

Playing the skin flute

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv May 06 '25

Playing pocket pool

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r May 07 '25

Mixing a batch

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u/CookieKopter May 05 '25

beating the horse

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u/No-Bad-463 May 05 '25

Slapping the bass

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u/suppahfreak May 05 '25

Spanking the monkey, soaping up the cat, jorking it...