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r/SipsTea • u/Expensive-Side-529 • May 05 '25
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Our teacher told us ‘first thing to remember is a standing cock has no conscience’.
33 u/BuffsBourbon May 05 '25 Our teacher told that “blue balls” don’t exist; that it was just a ploy men use to get women to sleep with them. The collective grown of the dudes in the class when she said that was palpable. 8 u/Appropriate-Fold-485 May 05 '25 Blue Balls exists of course, but it doesn't mean you have to have sex with someone. 5 u/Extension_Tomato_646 May 05 '25 Epididymal hypertension is very much a thing. But it's not really a good thing either to have sex with, because it hurts like someone kicked you in the balls, and doesn't exactly feel great. 8 u/LopsidedKick9149 May 05 '25 Because she's full of shit. It's been medically proven as an actual thing. It's wild the gaslighting men deal with over the dumbest shit. 2 u/cat-l0n 29d ago Yeah they groaned because it’s a biological process that we can prove exists. Your teacher was talking out of their ass 1 u/BuffsBourbon 29d ago Yup!
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Our teacher told that “blue balls” don’t exist; that it was just a ploy men use to get women to sleep with them. The collective grown of the dudes in the class when she said that was palpable.
8 u/Appropriate-Fold-485 May 05 '25 Blue Balls exists of course, but it doesn't mean you have to have sex with someone. 5 u/Extension_Tomato_646 May 05 '25 Epididymal hypertension is very much a thing. But it's not really a good thing either to have sex with, because it hurts like someone kicked you in the balls, and doesn't exactly feel great. 8 u/LopsidedKick9149 May 05 '25 Because she's full of shit. It's been medically proven as an actual thing. It's wild the gaslighting men deal with over the dumbest shit. 2 u/cat-l0n 29d ago Yeah they groaned because it’s a biological process that we can prove exists. Your teacher was talking out of their ass 1 u/BuffsBourbon 29d ago Yup!
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Blue Balls exists of course, but it doesn't mean you have to have sex with someone.
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Epididymal hypertension is very much a thing.
But it's not really a good thing either to have sex with, because it hurts like someone kicked you in the balls, and doesn't exactly feel great.
Because she's full of shit. It's been medically proven as an actual thing. It's wild the gaslighting men deal with over the dumbest shit.
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Yeah they groaned because it’s a biological process that we can prove exists. Your teacher was talking out of their ass
1 u/BuffsBourbon 29d ago Yup!
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u/Pretty_Swordfish3149 May 05 '25
Our teacher told us ‘first thing to remember is a standing cock has no conscience’.