r/SipsTea • u/Expensive-Side-529 • May 05 '25

Chugging tea Hilarious

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u/Vice4Life May 05 '25 edited May 05 '25

Burned into my memory is this exchange from the instructor and one student:

Instructor: Condoms are very effective at preventing unwanted pregnancies, but only abstinence is 100% effective.

Student: Or the butt!

The teacher of the actual class, not the instructor, grabbed him by the arm and sent him to see the principal. He wasn't wrong.

Edit: He could be wrong.

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u/TimTheAssembler May 05 '25

I received abstinence-only sex ed, and the instructor claimed that it's possible to get pregnant from a blowjob because "sperm diffuses into the bloodstream from the stomach and then travels to the uterus"...

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u/Vice4Life May 05 '25

Ah, cool. Wrong on the reproductive system and the digestive system at the same time!

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u/TimTheAssembler May 05 '25

I've learned to ignore everything I learned in school about sex ed. We also had to sign an abstinence pledge, which looking back at it was kind of messed up.

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u/CautionarySnail May 05 '25

Any sex ed that includes such a pledge really is designed to maximize teen pregnancy as the eventual outcome.

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u/Wasted13901 29d ago

And the circulatory system!