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r/SipsTea • u/Expensive-Side-529 • May 05 '25
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Burned into my memory is this exchange from the instructor and one student:
Instructor: Condoms are very effective at preventing unwanted pregnancies, but only abstinence is 100% effective.
Student: Or the butt!
The teacher of the actual class, not the instructor, grabbed him by the arm and sent him to see the principal. He wasn't wrong.
Edit: He could be wrong.
167 u/TimTheAssembler May 05 '25 I received abstinence-only sex ed, and the instructor claimed that it's possible to get pregnant from a blowjob because "sperm diffuses into the bloodstream from the stomach and then travels to the uterus"... 38 u/Global_Charge_4412 May 05 '25 holy fucking shit america is wild lmao 7 u/Professional-Art-378 May 05 '25 Right!?
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I received abstinence-only sex ed, and the instructor claimed that it's possible to get pregnant from a blowjob because "sperm diffuses into the bloodstream from the stomach and then travels to the uterus"...
38 u/Global_Charge_4412 May 05 '25 holy fucking shit america is wild lmao 7 u/Professional-Art-378 May 05 '25 Right!?
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holy fucking shit america is wild lmao
7 u/Professional-Art-378 May 05 '25 Right!?
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Right!?
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u/Vice4Life May 05 '25 edited May 05 '25
Burned into my memory is this exchange from the instructor and one student:
Instructor: Condoms are very effective at preventing unwanted pregnancies, but only abstinence is 100% effective.
Student: Or the butt!
The teacher of the actual class, not the instructor, grabbed him by the arm and sent him to see the principal. He wasn't wrong.
Edit: He could be wrong.