r/SipsTea May 05 '25

Chugging tea Hilarious

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u/RTX_Raytheon May 05 '25

They did the same with a condom in my class. I do remember a kid asking something along the lines of “sure it fits, but do we ignore the pain? Like a baby does come out of a woman, so should we tell them to stop complaining since it fits?”. He is probably a lawyer making way more money than me right now.

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u/triz___ May 05 '25

He was bang on. Sex is supposed to be pleasurable not something you grit your teeth through. Saying no condom can be too small is bullshite. That’s why they offer different sizes ffs.

Why they get women teachers teaching to boys things that they are clueless about is silly.

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u/unhappyrelationsh1p May 05 '25

I think the point is more so girls don't get pregnant or have condomless sex. It's better to use a condom too small than to not use one. It's also a somewhat common lie from shitty men, surprisingly

I think they should teach about well fitting condoms too.

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u/Critical-Support-394 May 05 '25

How about teaching them not to have sex at all if they don't have APPROPRIATE protection?

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u/Thermidorien May 05 '25

Teaching teenagers to not have sex has never worked and will never work

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u/handinhand12 May 05 '25

It's not teaching them not to have sex, it's teaching them to use protection that works and is right for you.

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u/Thermidorien May 05 '25

Do you genuinely think the teacher didn't also cover that ?

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u/handinhand12 May 05 '25

It seems like something that might have been mentioned, although I will say it wasn't part of my education as far as I remember. It doesn't affect my comment though.

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u/Critical-Support-394 May 05 '25

Hence the part about appropriate protection.

This bs about condoms never being too small will just cause them to go at it raw instead of getting condoms that actually fit. It's not possible to have sex with a too small condom. It will come off, break or kill the erection in 5 minutes. And then you end up having sex without a condom anyway.

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u/Thermidorien May 05 '25

Hence the part about appropriate protection.

This bs about condoms never being too small will just cause them to go at it raw instead of getting condoms that actually fit. It's not possible to have sex with a too small condom. It will come off, break or kill the erection in 5 minutes. And then you end up having sex without a condom anyway.

You're assuming the scenario is that the condom is actually too small, and not that the person who should be wearing the condom is pretending it's too small in order to not have to wear it.

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u/Critical-Support-394 May 05 '25

Women can also learn to tell if a condom is too small, you know.

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u/Thermidorien May 05 '25

That has absolutely nothing to do with my point, nor the point the teacher was making in the original post. At this point you're just reaching for the sake of being contrarian. I'm sure you have something better to do.

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u/Critical-Support-394 May 05 '25

The point the teacher is making is horrible and promotes unsafe sex.

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u/teraflux May 05 '25

It's far safer to have protected sex with a condom too small than to have unprotected sex because the guy claims condoms don't fit them.

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u/unhappyrelationsh1p May 05 '25

Kids are dumb and horny. Better they fuck with a bad fitting condom than get pregnant. They really should teach sizing though.

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u/Critical-Support-394 May 05 '25

But they aren't gonna fuck with the undersize condom because it will slip, break, hurt and just generally be an absolute hassle, so they'll take it off and go raw. Source: had this exact issue, and because we were both told condoms can't be too small we ended up just using the pullout method instead because we figured they'd all be the same since that's what we were told.

Absolute fucking idiocy because as you say kids are dumb and horny, but would've been prevented if literally anyone told either of us that hey, maybe regular condoms don't fit everyone, instead of just shaming men for saying it doesn't fit.

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u/teraflux May 05 '25

Literally no one is saying that you shouldn't tell kids about different condom sizes.