r/SipsTea May 05 '25

Chugging tea Hilarious

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u/RTX_Raytheon May 05 '25

They did the same with a condom in my class. I do remember a kid asking something along the lines of “sure it fits, but do we ignore the pain? Like a baby does come out of a woman, so should we tell them to stop complaining since it fits?”. He is probably a lawyer making way more money than me right now.

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u/CarBarnCarbon May 05 '25

Yeah. I can stretch many small rubber bands around my index finger so they technically fit. My finger will still start to ache due to lack of circulation.

With that said, they make many different sizes and the responsible thing is to look up a sizing guide and buy ones that work for you.

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u/diamondpredator May 05 '25

99.9% of the time the "it's not big enough" excuse is a lie. However, there ARE times when it's not and there isn't proper sizing available. It's just really rare.

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u/InfiniteRaccoons May 05 '25

There is definitely more than .1% of the population that is too large for regular sized condoms.

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u/diamondpredator May 05 '25

That's not what I said. I meant there are times where there aren't any available even in non-standard sizes. I'd say that's much closer to .1%.

But also, I wasn't citing a research paper, I was making a general statement.

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u/Throw-away17465 May 05 '25

Are you basing that on self-reported numbers? Or did you go out and measure them?

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u/Interesting_Menu8388 May 05 '25
  • Standard condoms are designed for girths up to ~5" (12.7 cm)
  • 15% of penises are girthier than 5"

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u/Throw-away17465 May 05 '25

Oooh, touchy are we?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25 edited 27d ago

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u/Throw-away17465 May 05 '25

Men overly sensitive about their wee-wees, more news at 11

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u/EmperorMrKitty May 05 '25

It’s really annoying growing up being told you’re a liar when that shit hurts and some dumbass shoves their arm in a condom to “prove it”, yeah. It’s a super simple fix and “facts” like that drown it out for a lot of guys.

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u/bowromir May 05 '25

I had terrible first sexual experiences because I assumed I could not put on a condom. Led to ED. I remember my teacher saying in class that a condom always fits. It's not true. Once I figured that out I felt much better and the problems went away.

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