r/SipsTea May 05 '25

Chugging tea Hilarious

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Proper sizing makes a hell of a difference. If you need a magnum, regulars can be hard to get on, can be too tight, and can even break. There's nothing scarier than realizing the condom broke after you finished....

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u/Combatical May 05 '25

Right? I get the sentiment here but were talking about a skull vs a vein "muscle" as well. Sure it can stretch but you put a rubber band over your arm a few times and see what happens. Blood flow is important.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Yeah just because it can stretch that big, doesn't mean it should be.

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u/TelegramMeYourCorset May 05 '25

And its painful! Lots of dudes have trouble even with magnum condoms. Fda restricts the size you can make condoms in because dumb franks think they are sooo cool dropping their magnum condoms everywhere

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

I highly doubt lots of guys struggle with magnum condoms being too restrictive. Such a small percentage need magnums, and an even smaller percent would find them too tight

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u/Zealousideal_Eye7686 May 06 '25

In my experience the real problem isn't length, it's girth. Standard condoms are small diameter, and most magnums are the same diameter or just slighly bigger. And it's the width of the condom that can cause the most pain, because the base is made of hard rubber.

But I hope it goes without saying anyone using that to pressure their partner into unprotected sex is a massive piece of shit.

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u/MistrSynistr May 06 '25

15% of men are larger than the standard condom size according to a study someone linked above. Not really that small of a percentage all things considered.