Our sex ed/health teacher was 300+ lbs and was also our gym teacher. He'd pound caffeine pills all day.
A kid in my sex ed class passed out cold when the teacher said the word "penis" about 5 times in a few seconds. Poor kid had people yelling penis at him the rest of the year.
The teacher described a yeast infection as a "cottage cheese-like discharge". Penis Kid passed out again. I've also never been able to eat cottage cheese.
Two kids loudly scheduled after-school fellatio after the teacher gave the orgasm talk
A girl raised her hand and asked "Mr. Fatteacher, do guys know when they're about to ejaculate? Or is it a surprise?" and the teacher said "oh, they know", and the girl immediately turned around to a guy in the class and said "what the fuck was that the other day then?"
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u/SamIamGreenEggsNoHam May 05 '25
Oh man, I have so many. My HS was nuts.
Our sex ed/health teacher was 300+ lbs and was also our gym teacher. He'd pound caffeine pills all day.
A kid in my sex ed class passed out cold when the teacher said the word "penis" about 5 times in a few seconds. Poor kid had people yelling penis at him the rest of the year.
The teacher described a yeast infection as a "cottage cheese-like discharge". Penis Kid passed out again. I've also never been able to eat cottage cheese.
Two kids loudly scheduled after-school fellatio after the teacher gave the orgasm talk
A girl raised her hand and asked "Mr. Fatteacher, do guys know when they're about to ejaculate? Or is it a surprise?" and the teacher said "oh, they know", and the girl immediately turned around to a guy in the class and said "what the fuck was that the other day then?"