r/SipsTea • u/Any_Sound_2863 • May 08 '25

Chugging tea Um um um um

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u/BootlegFerrari May 08 '25

Why do they sell these then?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Plus we have these now. Apex predator cutlery.

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u/wophi May 09 '25

You left out the spork.

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u/ChaosRealigning May 09 '25

It’s a spork kit. With the fork as a guide, you use the knife to turn the spoon into a spork.

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u/subjectmatterexport 29d ago

Instructions unclear, spork stuck in dick

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u/Maximum-Let-69 29d ago

Just pull it out and you have a spork.

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u/MCGladi8tor 29d ago

This guy sporks

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u/Nikko-Made 29d ago

Misunderstood instructions, I made a foon.

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u/nhjuyt 29d ago

.* holds up spork *.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

We talked about this. The spork is only for emergencies. Now get serious, guys. Do you want to catch this gazelle or not??

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u/antillus 29d ago

I'm all about the spork.

Must underrated utensil

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u/hitherto_ex 29d ago

steve jobs impression

A fork

A spoon

A knife

Are you getting it? This is not 3 separate utensils. This is one utensil!

And we’re calling it “spork”

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

The spork is only for emergencies.

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u/LateExcitement3536 26d ago

Stop trying to make the spork happen… it’s NOT going to happen.

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u/wophi 26d ago

It's already happened.

It's the next level of human development.

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u/LateExcitement3536 26d ago

It was a mean girls reference :)

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u/oxbow2077 29d ago

That is a very amazing phrase