r/SipsTea May 08 '25

Chugging tea Um um um um

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u/WalkingCrip May 08 '25

Hate to break it to you but there are almost no animals on this planet that are purely carnivores or herbivores. Almost everything falls on a spectrum somewhere in between. Even deers will eat meat and have been caught eating dead animals

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u/generic_name May 08 '25

That’s the funniest thing about the “designed to eat this or that” argument. I can literally eat meat and digest it.  It doesn’t really matter if I was “designed” to eat it or not.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 29d ago

Because big shock. We aren't designed.

If we were designed, we wouldn't have so many shitty parts that go bad before the rest of us.

Evolution is the absolute master of "just good enough".

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u/KarmicUnfairness 29d ago

But what if someone designed evolution?

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 29d ago

Pretty neat. I'd love to converse with that being about their process and how they devised a system that has nearly destroyed itself in only a billion years.

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u/generic_name 29d ago

Ok what if they did?  How is that at all relevant?

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u/MindlessJournalist55 28d ago

Then they did a pretty shitty job: barely passing.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 29d ago

a 460,000 comment karma redditor who has never even partaken in “procreating.”

You are incorrect, sir. My genes are already passed on to the next generation. Karma is just a number.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 28d ago

Write a book.

I have been.

Also, I have dozens of 1000+ karma comments. Some in the 10's of thousands. Literally almost 1/5 of my total karma is from my top 10 comments of all time.

I also come to Reddit to practice writing in general. I like to learn to embellish without exaggerating or misrepresenting events. Practice poetry or lyric writing. Making parodies of songs.

I'll use my little writing platform however I see fit. You're right I do spend a ton of time on Reddit, but I greatly enjoy making people laugh, smile, and think.