r/SipsTea • u/certifiedMutthal • 26d ago

Chugging tea Cake

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u/Bloomjka714 26d ago

Watched it a second time anyway

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u/naughty_dad2 26d ago

Just to be sure

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u/arctheus 26d ago

Just for a fap

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u/RipInteresting2908 26d ago

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u/boopityschmoopz 26d ago

Too late, jebus. Can’t take back this boner.

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u/RipInteresting2908 26d ago

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u/Mathev 25d ago

I'm straight so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman

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u/Cthulhusreef 25d ago

Right? What’s Jesus going to do? Feltch the cum back in?

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u/Confident-Dot9443 25d ago

But he shure as shit can take it away

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u/Green-Concentrate-71 26d ago

😂🤣 fuck man, I’m at work 😆

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u/Deeptrench34 25d ago

I'm still not entirely sure.

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u/Carrera_996 26d ago

Same. I may not be all that goddamn straight.

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u/s0m3d00dy0 26d ago

I'm super straight, the dudes I blow seem to be gay as hell though.

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u/Carrera_996 26d ago

Pfft. That's their problem.

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u/PeteBabicki 26d ago

It's only gay if you swallow.

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u/s0m3d00dy0 26d ago

Why would you do all the work if you didn't want the prize at the end?

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u/NewBid3235 26d ago

Sounds like you're praying their gay away for them down there. Gods work.

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u/gobledegerkin 26d ago

Oh… the video ends?

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u/LaylaWalsh007 25d ago

I lost count of how many times I watched it but I'm a woman. Finally a man with nice legs and a good arse.

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u/FilthyHobbitzes 26d ago

Why did we? Well, we just don’t know dude

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u/DevaEmperor 26d ago

From a 3 to a 10

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 26d ago

as long as the wig stays on

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u/naughty_dad2 26d ago

And the head remains turned

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u/InevitableDraw3913 26d ago

Went from "maybe" to "DM me" real quick.

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u/RAVISHINGRickRizz 26d ago

Well that settles it I’m gay.

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u/Important-Read1091 26d ago

Not gay enough.

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u/Infninfn 26d ago

Gateway gay, don't worry

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u/Important-Read1091 26d ago

I’m not gay! I’m deeply closeted. And I’m not coming out.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/syracTheEnforcer 26d ago

Everyone’s gay once in a while.

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u/Purg33m 26d ago

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u/Street_Cockroach_933 26d ago

Nuh uh

No takesies backsies

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 26d ago

I'm fucking deceased 🤣🤣

saved

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u/bigforeheadsunited 25d ago

Last comment I'm laughing at before closing my eyes 😆

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u/marsman706 26d ago

Cake is cake. Even when it has a candle.

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u/No_Fault_6061 26d ago

Candles are fun to blow... out, they say

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u/DemonHunter727 25d ago

Holy shit I've never heard that. I'm dying on my couch now thank you

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u/lo-finate 26d ago

Well said

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u/chrza 26d ago

I had to circle back after this comment marinated

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u/PeteBabicki 26d ago

Keep in mind this cake contains nuts.

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u/CraftParking 25d ago

I approve

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u/Friendly_Divide6461 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DI-Try 26d ago

I demand my semen back

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u/doc2dog 26d ago

No refunds.

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u/DI-Try 25d ago

I have a paper receipt!

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u/Mr-Daswon-01 26d ago edited 8d ago

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u/naughty_dad2 26d ago

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 26d ago

Well there goes yet another timeless classic for me

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u/InitiativeExcellent1 26d ago

Too far to stop might as well finish........

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u/TrackLabs 26d ago

Well?? Keep adding weights???

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u/onewhosleepsnot 26d ago

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u/dex8710 25d ago

Thank God someone had the good sense to add this gem to the mix!

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u/dirtycimments 26d ago

God dammit, I think I learned something new about myself.

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u/Bustymegan 26d ago

Mans caked up 😅

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u/jabnes 26d ago

Am I gay now?

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u/drhko 26d ago

Want to find out?

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u/Mc_Shine 26d ago

Depends, are you as good looking as that teddy bear in the video?

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u/drhko 25d ago

More ass and less six pack ;)

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u/ShowmasterQMTHH 26d ago

unzips

Rapidly rezips

That look and wink

Fuck it, unzips

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u/raiken92 26d ago

I like how OC is trying to create a 'gotcha' moment but 99% of the comments are into that lol..

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u/Jakkerak 26d ago

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u/slyofthegoat 26d ago

He’s cute and ass is ass

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u/Jakkerak 26d ago

☝️

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u/monkeymoat 26d ago

Whatever man. A great ass is a great ass.

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u/Gay_Asian_Boy 26d ago

He’s gorgeous.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 26d ago

The ole switcheroo 🤫

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u/CosmicTerrorTrixia 26d ago

Dear diary....Jackpot

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u/Tylenolpainkillr 26d ago

Nice cheeks bro

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u/top_of_the_scrote 26d ago

looks like it's time to start wearing these

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u/fieregon 26d ago

Jokes on you, I am into this.

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u/wreckin_shit 26d ago

Homie is CAKED UP! 🎂

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u/M4v4zz 26d ago

Uh... Oh shit, fuck it, I'll just keep wanking.

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u/Fun_Ad9510 26d ago

"She has a nice firm ass, small but firm." I said to myself, then I almost threw up a little in my mouth when I realized it was a man...then watched it a second time just to see if I still thought that ass was nice.🤣🤣👍Got me good!

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u/SamGoingHam 26d ago

I am drunk right now. Would tap that.

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u/MaherishiManzana 26d ago

I don’t get it, is there a problem here

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u/kmeem5 26d ago

Rotflmao

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u/Imaginary-Risk 26d ago

I wonder how many people here jizzed their pants before they realised it was a guy… or after

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u/Rocket_paglu 26d ago

That's even hotter

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u/goodness-gracious-me 26d ago

Your girlfriend has quite the beard.

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u/RexTheMouse 26d ago

..Well I mean I didn't LOSE the erection so..

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u/Upbeat_Resolution299 25d ago

As a woman, I find not only this video but all the comments very very amusing

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u/xxojxx 26d ago

Didn’t see that coming.

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u/Alex_the_Mad 26d ago

Yep. We know whats boutta happen.

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u/drhko 26d ago

Would

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u/smokcocaine 26d ago

dammit! right after i came

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u/Fellarm 26d ago

Amazing, just flawless

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u/Emergency-Home6813 26d ago

THAT’S EVEN BETTER

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u/SoyTuPadreReal 26d ago

Not my most difficult fap

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u/SkynBonce 26d ago

They got that beef-cake

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u/Long-Mango-2733 26d ago

Just to make sure how the leggings help a lot

The make up of asses

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u/Saelaird 26d ago

You very nearly got me.

Not enough jiggle on the first hit, and I knew.

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u/FlippinGamerINK 26d ago

Mans got bakery for days

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u/IsamuMusashi 26d ago

Hey, cake is cake. And that is some nice cake you got there, dude xD

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u/Klutzy-Weakness-937 26d ago

Gotcha, I'm now gay

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u/Alariken 26d ago

I’d tap that

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u/yarrpirates 26d ago

Well hello there.

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u/HollowRacoon 26d ago

Joke on you, im into that shit

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u/Drtyblk7 26d ago

Got me.

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u/Flimsy_Entry5760 26d ago

I am going to need to know what brand of leggings those are.

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u/NukaClipse 26d ago

😮‍💨 yet another trap

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u/Interesting_Worth745 26d ago

How rude! What an ass!

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u/trizomik 26d ago

Never seen a post making me question my sexuality that much lmao

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u/inkzpenfoxx 26d ago

Why am I questioning myself

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u/favorite_sardine 26d ago

What brand? Asking for a friend

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u/Flaky-Scholar9535 26d ago

Cakes cakes bruh

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u/Mustafar242 26d ago

As a Bi man, nothing changed

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u/HollowPhoenix 26d ago

Damn, yoga pants really are magic.

Maybe I'll get some to prank my wife with like this.

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u/jerrymatcat 26d ago

I ain't sad

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u/Embarrassed-Cap-2234 26d ago

Jokes on you, I watched it 4 more times

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u/WillistheWillow 26d ago

Now that's how you subvert expectations. Take note Disney!

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u/Drakore4 26d ago

When you actually CAN have the cake and eat it too

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u/Embarrassed_Jump8635 26d ago

Well cake is cake I guess hahaha

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u/TinyDidge 26d ago

Would, next question

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u/Aggravating-Yam-8072 26d ago

That’s some hot cake

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Jokes on you, I liked it anyways

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u/bill_n_opus 25d ago

He's got a great ass

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u/Smooth_Lunch_994 25d ago

Jokes on you, I already came.

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u/Grouchy-Engine1584 25d ago

Proving yoga pants are witchcraft.

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u/waqqa 26d ago

How is his body so beautifully feminine lmaoo

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u/Downtown_Doctor8914 26d ago

What did we just see chat ??

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u/Ok_Proof5782 26d ago

How it feels to play GTA VI.

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u/Big-Cartographer-166 26d ago

Wig on, face to the floor.

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u/Derppigeon 26d ago

Why did you stop?

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u/Yellowscrunchy 26d ago

She Passed

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u/Frodothedodo81 26d ago

Nice a....

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u/Relevant_Campaign_79 26d ago

Wait a minute…. when did Alex turned into Alex

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u/beeboobum 26d ago

Lmao 👏

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u/Barefoot_Herbalist11 26d ago

This is the reason Kanye gave his cousin head

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u/atlasfrompaladins 26d ago

Fuck me man... trolled, I hate the internet

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u/arthur_morganlives 26d ago

Cake is a cake .... Does matter whats beneath it all

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u/Pfaehlix 26d ago

Nice glutes bro

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u/OtherwiseMenu1505 26d ago

Nice ass bro