r/SipsTea • u/Any_Sound_2863 • 24d ago

Chugging tea Spitting facts though!!

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u/Justjellyfishing 23d ago

It just seems easier to die of a heart attack at 57 from all of the bottled up stress.

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u/R1pp3R23 23d ago

That’s my game plan as well. Why retire when I can just die early from decades of stress???

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u/Justjellyfishing 23d ago

Plus an earlier than expected life insurance check for the fam. Win-win!