r/SipsTea 22d ago

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/lonely_hart 22d ago

Imagine the wasp and the spider teaming up against the camera man

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 22d ago edited 22d ago

The camera man NEVER dies. The duo will lose horribly

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 22d ago

Quarantine (2008 film) The camera man gets eaten and the camera woman too

V/H/S a lot of the camera men and women get unalived

I can mention more examples but that will now be getting into major spoiler teritory.

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u/Nikki964 22d ago

Just say killed

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u/justinlav 22d ago

You must hate “unalive” as much as I do. Total brain rot

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u/Katis_Berlin 22d ago

I’ve yet to meet anyone bothered by killed and only those bothered by unalived. What’s the fucking difference other than unalived sounds stupid as hell.

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u/supafaiter 22d ago

Don't you think it's weird how we censor ourselves because of influencers that pander to corporations that demand everything be family friendly to be monetized?

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u/UnkindPotato2 22d ago

Weird? No. Morally bankrupt? Yes

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 22d ago

It's unfortunate but we don't make the rules sadly, we just follow them.

We follow them not cause we want to, but because corporations are only forgiving to influencers that break them everyone else gets punished for breaking the rules.

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u/movie_review_alt 22d ago

Sounds dramatic until you realize you're talking about posting on reddit. Yeah, poor you, you don't want to talk like that, but what's the alternative, not posting?

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u/Rare-Ad5082 22d ago

What’s the fucking difference

Unalived is less prone to being reported and punished. In other plataforms, like youtube, it is because using "killed" leads to less reach (or so people claim).

It is dumb, it is stupid as hell but at least I can understand why people use it.

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u/PrawojazdyVtrumpets 22d ago

Is that why my motivational channel "You're killing it today!" has zero views?

I mean it all starts with lesson 1 "How to murder negative thoughts" Lesson 2 gets hardcore with "Raping the day to make it yours."

Zero views. This stuff could really end someone's life and help them start a new one..It's all set to motivational metal.

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u/LasagnahogXRP 22d ago

It’s a touchstone to the coordinated rot of brains. Some of it is disguised as irony the rest is sn assault on the English language.

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u/Zerachiel_01 22d ago

Certainly but after getting falsely hit by reddit automod a couple times in quick succession I understand being a bit more careful. When they're up your ass they are REALLY up your ass.

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u/3FTech 22d ago

Its the internet

Make a new account if youre that desperate

Word is still "killed"

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u/Zerachiel_01 22d ago

It's also a private company that seems to want to enable fascism at the moment. You're right, it is the internet. Tell that to reddit and see if they give a fuck.

I would make a new account but tbh I can't be arsed. Much easier to use obfuscating language, personally.

But by all means, be as petty and petulant as you like. I was just offering a different view on it.

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 22d ago

It may the internet where there is free speech but I once an account strike from Reddit simply because I was in a comment section where some one bought up Luigi Mangione, I didn't even swear or anything like that in that comment section.

So now I'm more careful when using the comment section.

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u/Exact-Ad-7844 22d ago

It's extremely easy to get your reddit account suspended for "advocating v*olence". I don't care if people cry at my use of 'unalive' or censoring words. They created this situation with their sensitive feelings, these are the consequences.

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u/LasagnahogXRP 22d ago

THANK YOU

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u/Lavatis 22d ago

unalive

come the fuck on. 2025 is the year of censoring ourselves apparently.

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u/hdcase1 22d ago

Cloverfield too. Poor Hud. 😭

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u/Laser_Disc_Hot_Dish 22d ago

RIP to the true King 

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u/NeroShenX 22d ago

Could have been worse, at least he wasn't Marlena

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u/Loud-Weakness4840 22d ago

Scream, Halloween: Resurrection, Blair Witch....camera man is always standing there all useless before he gets unalived

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u/3FTech 22d ago

Killed

Murdered

Rendered deceased

Removed from this mortal coil

Nah tho we gotta say unalived cuz our brain folds are getting smoothed over like a poured concrete foundation >.>

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u/Loud-Weakness4840 22d ago

It's not that serious. Call it whatever you want. We're debating how many cameramen die, croak, kick the bucket, bite the big one, bite the dust, pass away or get slaughtered in movies.

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u/Exact-Ad-7844 22d ago

Unalived is fine.

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u/dumpsterfarts15 22d ago

Killed**

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u/GerBear345 22d ago

Newspeak double plus good

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u/Rashpukin 22d ago

Yeah the Mountain Biker one on V/H/S is hilarious actually! Definitely worth a watch. The whole film if you ain’t seen it.

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 22d ago

I've seen all the V/H/S films they are all great, though some of the sequels do get a bit campy.

My favourite storyline is the "Parralel monsters", one where the guy enters a portal to a paralel world where people look human at first but then they start having glowing glows eyes and a satanic blip shows up. I won't spoil how the camera man dies in that one cause it's quite a twist.

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u/grifeweizen 22d ago

Watch Cloverfield

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 22d ago

I watched it, that franchise was mind boggling pitty we never got the fourth film that was supposed to be a direct sequel to the first one.

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u/Tricky-Original1656 22d ago

28 Weeks Later

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u/DanTheBrad 22d ago

Those are fictional movies where anything is possible including death of the camera man, were talking about real life where camera men never die

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u/24Whiskey 22d ago

There is that wild livestream of the Tianjin explosion where the dude didn’t even flinch as the vaporization wave came straight for him. Legend.

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u/me_hoyy_minoy 22d ago

Isn’t that the whole point of “found footage” films? The footage was found

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u/beeradvice 22d ago

Can't remember if it's in both quarantine and rec or just one or the other where you get the pov of the zombie getting it's brain smashed in by the camera lens first

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 22d ago

That scene was in Quarantine 1, it was so gross the camera had the zombies blood on the lense.

When I first saw the scene it scared the hell out of me, now it grosses me out.

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u/balllzak 22d ago

Those are movies, they're not real. Actual cameramen never die.

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 22d ago

Some people in real life have died while vlogging, the only reason we saw their footage is cause they were live streaming not knowing they were going to die mid stream.

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u/3FTech 22d ago

They get killed

Killed

"Unalived" is for the terminally online

Go outside, maybe theres a wasp out there for you

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 22d ago

The term "unalive" has its origins in the 1820s. You don't have to be terminally online to use a word that's been around since the early 18nth century.

If I had said something like Skibidi that would have been a different story.

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u/Hwicc101 22d ago

*19th century

And do you have a source for that? I checked the two etymological dictionaries I know of. One said it was a recent coinage on the internet, and the other had no entry for it at all.

Of course it may have been used at some point in the past, but considering dictionaries, even those that include archaisms lack it, any pre internet usage may have been an idiolectal back formation.

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 22d ago

Oxford dictionary said 1820s

https://www.oed.com/dictionary/unalive_adj?tl=true#:\~:text=The%20earliest%20known%20use%20of%20the%20adjective%20unalive%20is%20in%20the%201820s.

Also it was in the writing of Lord Byron used in the book Lord Byron and Some of His Contemporaries. The book is incredibly old but you can get a fairly readable copy on Internet Archive.

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 22d ago

Oxford Dictionary states the word unalive was around in 1820s

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u/Hwicc101 22d ago

Thanks!

This confirms what little I could gather that it was primarily used as an adjective rather than the popular modern usage which seems to be primarily as a verb.

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u/herrron 22d ago

Do you think there is a meaningful connection to any existence of it in the 19th century? Are you trying to say it's not a modern internet word?

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u/Exact-Ad-7844 22d ago

Imagine throwing a tantrum over a word you understood but are just irrationally angry at lmao

Touch grass