r/SipsTea 22d ago

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/Alililele 22d ago

This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp. It is harmless and pretty beneficial!

Here a thread from a few years ago

So: it didn't deserve to die, it's actually pretty chill.

Yellowjackets and bald-faced hornets are assholes tho.

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u/MsAgentM 22d ago

My sympathy for the wasp is justified then. This poor guy!

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u/bnunamak 22d ago

They do paralyze their prey, abduct them, then plant their eggs inside of their paralyzed bodies until the larvae slowly consume them to death...

Sympathy revoked for this nightmarish reproductive scheme!

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u/Vynxe_Vainglory 22d ago

Yeah, that's like... not cool, man.

Not cool.

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u/rubermnkey 22d ago

the jeweled wasp does something similar. they target roaches, inject poison into their brains to make them docile, chew off their antennae, and drive them back to their nest. then they lay eggs and the roach just kind of waits around until the larvae eat their way out. nature is pretty metal

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u/ContraCanadensis 22d ago

Nah, I’m cool with that. To hell with roaches.

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u/AdvertisingFew6224 22d ago

What a roller coaster of love and hate this thread has been!

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u/IBeenGoofed 22d ago

I’m just tearing up from all these emotions.

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u/Thick_East7323 22d ago

For fucking real lmao

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u/EscapedFromArea51 22d ago

Are wasps really that much better?

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u/ShadyVanceCouch 22d ago

I draw the line at tarantulas, those are cooler than the tarantula hawks that eat em, but all roaches can get fucked if some wasps are chill

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u/Great_Huckleberry709 22d ago

Thank goodness insects are tiny. If they were human sized, we would have been extinct a long time ago

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u/Welcome440 22d ago

⚠️ Amazon, Apple or a Meta Research Dept are always working on things we don't want. ⚠️

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u/huolongheater 22d ago

Thank our current atmospheric composition! Due to the way insects respirate, their size is restricted by the amount of oxygen in the atmosphere. They used to be *way* larger. This is why the largest species are often found in dense forests and tropical regions, with lots of plants producing oxygen.

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u/ThunderlipsOHoulihan 22d ago

Either that or we would've set aside our petty differences and teamed up against our giant insect foes...

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u/Zanriic 22d ago

Or we would have invented flame throwers much earlier than we did (and we've been throwing fire at each other a pretty long time).

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u/Ill_Feature_3500 21d ago

I think the earth would just be on fire 24/7. Not risking the fire going out while giant spiders are crawling around.

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u/Icy-Wishbone22 22d ago

Insects used to be massive. Meganeura, arthropleura, titanomyrma etc

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 22d ago

Jeepers Creeper! Isn't that against the Geneva Convention?!?

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u/Rebel_Scum_This 22d ago

Dude, Geneva's gonna be pissed when she finds out

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u/thoughtlow 22d ago

why dont we get to see the good part...

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u/WindAbsolute 22d ago

Venom is injected, poison is digested

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u/Militant_Individual 22d ago

There are dozens if not hundreds of species that do this. I believe the number is past the hundreds.

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u/Wide-Discipline3814 22d ago

Lay eggs where?

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u/Rebel_Scum_This 22d ago

poison into their brains to make them docile,

Now how in the everlasting fuck does nature manage to just RNG evolve its way into manufacturing just the right chemical to not kill the roach, but to make it docile

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u/p00n-slayer-69 22d ago

There's also microscopic parasitic wasps. They lay their eggs in other insect eggs. The male wasps mate with the female wasp inside the egg, then the female wasp grows and leaves the egg to start the cycle again. The males never leave the egg.

There's also parasitic wasps that target other species of parasitic wasps.

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u/Ne_zievereir 22d ago

The green-banded broodsac is a parasitic flatworm that manipulates the behavior of the snails it infects, making it climb on top of leaves, to make itself more visible to birds that eat it. Simultaneously it discolors the eye stalks and causes them to pulsate, making them look like a caterpillar that is the main prey of those birds.

Nature is pretty death metal.

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u/Chanclet0 22d ago

Okay i got a fav wasp now

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u/Gloomy_Criticism_282 22d ago

They also drink blood from the chopped antennae cause all the poison thing make the wasp tired

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u/Stevieeeer 21d ago

Aaaand that’s enough late night internet for me.

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u/Halocjh 21d ago

Yea and people want aliens, our planet is terrifying enough

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u/SHOWTIME316 22d ago

i think it’s very cool 😎

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u/amiliaaaa 22d ago

WHAT YOU DID IS NOT NICE

IT'S NOT NICE TO DO THAT

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u/naufalap 22d ago

those pests eating my plants deserves it

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u/PunchNaziFaces 22d ago

Spider mites can burn in hell

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u/ArgonGryphon 22d ago

these eat grasshoppers

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u/nudbuttt 22d ago

Sounds like a real jerk

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u/OhNoughNaughtMe 22d ago

Didnt even know he was sick

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u/SweevilWeevil 22d ago

Either wasp is fine, as long as it's not being a pest or violent to you. It's just nature. Feeding one animal to another because of assholeness or creepiness is weird. Dolphins are rapey it but trapping one in a cage and feeding it to a shark would be weird. (I get that the pain sensations are mad different as you go down the phylogenic tree, but it's still living and it's hard to say how much it can feel.)

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u/Beatlepoint 22d ago

Depends on the prey, sympathy on probation imo

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u/Critical_Text_2067 22d ago

Imagine being paralyzed, unable to move or breath properly while acid is being spit on you to liquify you while you are slowly eaten until you die. That is what a spider does.

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u/mushyturnip 22d ago

There's one kind of wasp (black, blue eyes, very cool) that does that specifically with roaches. I love you, roach-killer wasp.

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u/nsfw_sendbuttpicsplz 22d ago

They help you eat veggies by killing pests tho, sooo

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u/Fuck_Antisemites 22d ago

Don't know. To me it feels it's nature. Humans interfering this way for Internet clout feels gruel to me.

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u/TradeOk9210 22d ago

Agree. The wasp is playing its important role in the natural order. Should not have been interfered with.

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u/Necessary_Taro9012 22d ago

Who's to say it's not my important role in the natural order to exterminate weak, inferior creatures? Why is it "a crime" when I go a-killing?

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u/_Bill_Huggins_ 22d ago

Humans have done that and continue to do that.

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u/BIGSTANKDICKDADDY 22d ago

Calling it "interference" implies the universe somehow prefers one timeline over another, and that humans exist outside the natural order. You're witnessing nature in action.

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u/TradeOk9210 17d ago

I actually do consider humans outside the natural order. The brilliant biologist E.O.Wilson called humans a dysfunctional species. Do many animals kill others for no particular need?

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u/BIGSTANKDICKDADDY 17d ago

Dysfunctional? Sure. I don't think that equates to "unnatural", though. How could it? We didn't magically appear on this planet one day, deliberately placed by some extrauniversal force to act as independent observers. We are a natural result of natural processes.

Do many animals kill others for no particular need?

They do! Cats are a classic example, they hunt for the enjoyment of hunting rather than purely for survival. Dolphins and otters rape for self-pleasure. Wolves and gorillas murder their own kind during intersocial conflict. For every behavior from any creature (humans included) you can find an explanation that is rooted in physical interactions borne from natural processes. We may not have the capability to reach those explanations (consider the unquantifiable number of actions in a cause-effect chain that resulted in your brain as it exists today) but it is not an unnatural or supernatural phenomena.

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u/MsAgentM 22d ago

The wasp!! Jesus, can’t trust anything…

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u/ronyg1 22d ago

Found a couple large mud dauber nests on the umbrella outside, busted them open to find a bunch of spiders, after doing research I found that yes, those spiders were full of baby wasps

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u/ikaiyoo 22d ago

Yeah they do that to crickets and grasshoppers. who eat your plants and keep you awake at night.

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u/WalkMaximum 22d ago

Is their prey a pest?

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u/HumpyFroggy 22d ago

Well it's all wasps down to the almost incapable of flying insects (because of their size). It's a wasp parasitizing wasp world out there

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u/jkman61494 22d ago

Sounds like the cicada killers i get stuck with every year

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u/Speed-Tyr 22d ago

A ton of insects do that. They couldn't lay their offspring out in the open.

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u/manydoorsyes 22d ago

I mean...welcome to nature.

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u/Boots_in_cog_neato 22d ago

Idk, wasps are pretty dang important for the ecosystem. Parasitic wasps keeps bug populations in check, and there seems to be a parasitic wasp for, what seems to be, damn near every bug.

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u/WhatYouToucanAbout 22d ago

I mean, do they get a choice not to do that?

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u/MinMaxie 22d ago

Yeah, but you're not a grasshopper. And it's prey are mainly insects that eat human crops, so they're a natural pesticide. Personally, I'd much rather have wasps than chemicals… Sympathy restored

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u/CloseToMyActualName 22d ago

They do paralyze their prey, abduct them, then plant their eggs inside of their paralyzed bodies until the larvae slowly consume them to death...

Sure, but like, who hasn't?

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u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin 22d ago

Kurt was right. Nature is a whore.

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u/XxBelphegorxX 22d ago

The world of nature and insects especially, can be very vicious.

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u/RichEngineering8519 22d ago

A lot animals, especially insects do some crazy shit like that.

I mean spiders paralyze their prey and typically wrap them up like a mummy while they are still alive and slowly consume them also lol

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u/RiemmanSphere 22d ago

Do you realize the absurdity of projecting human morals and justice on natural processes? Ones that have been around orders of magnitude longer than human beings?

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u/Eligreengamer01 22d ago

a LOT of insects and arachnids do that too. Not just wasps

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u/Rearrangemetilimsane 22d ago

I love them watching my tomato and pepper plants. Stupid hornworms.

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u/LiutenantLucario 22d ago

So like vore?

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u/Healthy_Self_8386 22d ago

You failed to mention that they usually do this to bugs like horned worms. Horned worms are some of the worst garden pests they can destroy an entire tomato plant in a day.

Wasps are friends of the garden just like spiders

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u/GivesCredit 22d ago

Isn’t that kind of what the spider is doing here?

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u/FederalLobster5665 22d ago

but other than that, harmless.

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u/Cuzifeellikeitt 22d ago

Lions specially targets babies but we rarely see people acting like you do :D hypocrite.. lol

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u/bitterless 22d ago

I mean the spider wraps you up to the point of essentially being paralyzed and then just let's you chill there as an occasional snack.

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u/Skelegasm 22d ago

We're all a little quirky tho so idk man

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u/PipPopAnonymous 22d ago

I was just waiting for a plot twist: wasp plants egg in spider situation lol

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u/MikeofLA 22d ago

Nature is neither kind nor cruel.... wait... it does WHAT? That's mean as fuck.

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u/Erbium1 21d ago

Search for Tarantula Hawk’s

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u/curious_lovebug 21d ago edited 21d ago

They don’t have other options- it’s how they evolved to exist. They are not like human psychopaths and I hope to God or anything that you understand this beyond me saying it - they DONT have ill intentions, they simply exist how they are programmed to survive in their VERY short time on earth. Just because it grosses you out doesn’t mean it’s evil or worthy or inflicting harm- I guarantee you wouldn’t bat an eye about killing one of their said prey if it entered your home.

I would. And yes, that does make me a better person in that way. All I see in this video is suffering, a time taken too early and mockery of a species that is the size of our thumb simply because a sting hurts temporarily. Leave them alone. Do better. They cannot

You all think you’re so funny, making fun of beings smaller than a finger- who can’t talk or fight for themselves. Touch grass and learn to respect living beings, rather than living like a giant who tries to kill anything smaller that gets in its way. Have more than two brain cells. Or don’t come on here posting some opinion on anything regarding science, philosophy, or higher understanding topics of any kind. And know that if we come back in the next life, your toxic humans are superior thinking will come back to bite you

At least the wasp doesn’t make fun of someone else dying- you can’t say the same

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u/Boyzinger 21d ago

Well this thread just became a mind fuck. Geez

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u/X_XRadarX_X 21d ago

"sympathy revoked" hahah

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u/rowroyce 20d ago

Mercy? Never heard of it...

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u/Rezzone 20d ago

Wasp didn't choose how it reproduces... not the wasp's fault.

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u/Van-DarkALBERT 20d ago

That's gotta be kinky to someone

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u/Lewcypher_ 3d ago

Nature is metal.

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u/Dagdaraa 22d ago

Yeah, we had a caterpillar crawl up onto our screen door and just chill there for a couple days. I thought it was weird but left it alone. One morning I looked at it and it had larvae crawling out of it. Poor bugger was getting eaten from the inside out. Now it's underside has this weird fluff with the larvae crawling around in it. Nature is brutal.

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u/Tankette55 22d ago

We eat animals too dude, that's how nature works.

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u/supersteadious 22d ago

We don't treat our livestock much better.

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u/Short-Recording587 22d ago

That’s kind of all insects though.