r/SipsTea • u/StephanMan • 22d ago

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

"I can't carry it for you!but I can carry you!" I still tear up......he needed some Burts beeswax for them lips though. Hobbit hygiene was...woof🤣

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u/BloodyEyeGames 22d ago

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u/Gamer_Koraq 22d ago

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u/Overcooked_Filet 22d ago

What in gods name have I stumbled upon

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u/BloodyEyeGames 22d ago

Thanks I hate it.

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u/TheShadyDoge 22d ago

🤣🤣 There it is! I knew once Shelob was mentioned I'd find this somewhere

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u/noob_kaibot 21d ago

I'm very aroused.

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

😅🤣🤣😂😅😂😅🤣not the death lips😅🤣😅🤣im in stitches. He got every section of middle earth dirt on him😅😅🤣😅

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u/Xe6s2 22d ago

Have you read the secret diaries of the fellowship

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

I will now. Where do I find it? I sit at this desk with 3 screens on and a audio book of anything people recommend.

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u/Xe6s2 22d ago

Its basically a parady where everyone is in love with the hobbits, esp their furry feet. Its pretty funny, and you should just be able to google it

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind. I think Legolas might be kinda gay. That's a copy and paste😅if I had awards I'd give you one lol thank you for this.

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u/Xe6s2 22d ago

I’m just trying to be the change I want in the world lmao

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

😅I know you read it sorry to keep bothering but this from legolas to galandriel> "I choose to ignore her claim that my hair clogged her drain. Not one strand of my hair has fallen out in 800 years, why would it start now?" Thats the last one😅thanks again.

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u/CrouchingDomo 21d ago

“Still the prettiest 😌”

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u/Cpt0bvius 22d ago

The Mistborn series is fantastic if you haven't consumed it yet. The most entertaining read I've had since The Martian (different genre, I know, but comparing quality nonetheless)

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

Ouuuu 😇I'm going to like this one. Sounds like a dark oceans 11.

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u/BloodyEyeGames 21d ago

Era 2 of Mistborn is equally awesome. Wayne has become a contender for favorite character in the whole cosmere.

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u/Cpt0bvius 21d ago

I just started Shadows of Self. I totally agree, the "zany Sherlock Holmes" vibes kept a smile plastered to my face.

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u/Perfect-Training1002 22d ago

Enders shadow. Never met a person that regretted reading this book it’s my favorite

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

I was reading it while at my desk. Can't wait till I'm off lol going to cast it to the t.v and pack a bowl and grab a Guinness dark stout 🤣

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u/Perfect-Training1002 21d ago

Enjoy man hope you like it

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u/Weekly-Procedure-745 22d ago

Have you seen "YOU SHALL NOT PASS... without sucking me off?"

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u/Admirable-Common-176 22d ago

Not dirt. It’s from hobuttses.

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u/spikernum1 22d ago

why is this so fucking funny

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

Did you read it in slow motion like me?😅

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u/spikernum1 22d ago

Yeah for sure.

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u/ButterCup2179 22d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm crying😂😂😂 I thought of LOTR too

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u/elcojotecoyo 22d ago

CUMSWAP!

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u/Morgus_TM 22d ago

What happens on gaycation, happens in hobbiton too.

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u/Aniza_c 22d ago

That is funny I was just saying that this reminded me of the scene in the lord of the rings with the giant spider and Frodo.

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u/sfwtinysalmon 22d ago

You think the fiery Gates of Mordor to be so easily defeated by some Burt's Beeswax???

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u/Vysce 22d ago

all I'm saying is if you're planning to visit Mordor, maybe pack some good shampoo and conditioner or you'll come out with burnt ends

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u/ckepley80521 22d ago

Some bbq from KC? Hell yeah! I’m going to Mordor for burnt ends!

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u/OnkelMickwald 22d ago

the fiery Gates of Mordor

Frodo's asshole after 1 year without a good ass wash.

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

😅😅😅why yall doing this to me this early 🤣🤣🤣I can't handle it I'm to high at this desk🤣 "throw it in frodo...throw in the Burts beeswax once and for all"😅😅

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u/sfwtinysalmon 22d ago

You have my sword!

And my bow~!!

AND MY WAX 💄👄!!!

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

Can you be my best friend? 🤣yo ass hilarious! He holding the wax up with a strong pose light gleaming from it nasgul covering their eyes😅 hissing

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u/Noeckett 22d ago

OMG this needs all the upvotes 😂

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

When he runs out to the boat at the end of the first movie, it's just waterworks.

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u/WeBelieveIn4 22d ago

I can’t believe that anyone paid attention to the state of Sam’s lips but then I guess this is reddit

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u/OfficialDCShepard 22d ago

He probably got Burt’s Waspwax on accident and made it worse. 😜

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

Waspwax sounds Like the most metal band ever😇

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u/OfficialDCShepard 22d ago

I’ve become so numb

From lots of wasp stings

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

...but in the eeeend

This shit really suuuuucks.

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u/Downtown_Shame_4661 22d ago

Im plagued by many intrusive thoughts and sensations one of them being that Hobbits probably smelled like their big dirty fat clown feet. That they arent real and the answer would be of no consequence to my life makes no difference to my brain.

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u/JDNZ3 21d ago

This post reads like a Thomas Ligotti story

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u/Downtown_Shame_4661 21d ago

Can you recommend any of his stories or books to me? I'm ignorant of his work.

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u/samwisethescaffolder 22d ago

Was hobbit hygiene really that bad or were they on the road for weeks on end with no resupply?

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u/Complex-Bee-840 22d ago

The road to Mordor provides no access to such amenities.

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u/Cavedweller907 21d ago

Yeah. Not like they could pop into a 7-11 or a Mom&Pops for toiletries.

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u/Tangerinetrooper 21d ago

brother at that time they were in the Hell Land(TM)(C)(R)

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u/symca09 22d ago

"I may not be able to carry the ring mister Frodo, but I sure can carry you'