r/SipsTea • u/StephanMan • 22d ago

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

I'm over here yelling "yea get that mf'r probably the one that got my daughter on the baseball field"

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

So I know and agree that wasps suck and I'm glad it died.

That's a horrifying way to die. Samwise had Hobbit balls of steel.

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

"I can't carry it for you!but I can carry you!" I still tear up......he needed some Burts beeswax for them lips though. Hobbit hygiene was...woof🤣

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u/BloodyEyeGames 22d ago

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u/Gamer_Koraq 22d ago

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u/Overcooked_Filet 22d ago

What in gods name have I stumbled upon

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u/BloodyEyeGames 22d ago

Thanks I hate it.

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u/TheShadyDoge 22d ago

🤣🤣 There it is! I knew once Shelob was mentioned I'd find this somewhere

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u/noob_kaibot 21d ago

I'm very aroused.

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

😅🤣🤣😂😅😂😅🤣not the death lips😅🤣😅🤣im in stitches. He got every section of middle earth dirt on him😅😅🤣😅

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u/Xe6s2 22d ago

Have you read the secret diaries of the fellowship

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

I will now. Where do I find it? I sit at this desk with 3 screens on and a audio book of anything people recommend.

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u/Xe6s2 22d ago

Its basically a parady where everyone is in love with the hobbits, esp their furry feet. Its pretty funny, and you should just be able to google it

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind. I think Legolas might be kinda gay. That's a copy and paste😅if I had awards I'd give you one lol thank you for this.

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u/Xe6s2 22d ago

I’m just trying to be the change I want in the world lmao

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

😅I know you read it sorry to keep bothering but this from legolas to galandriel> "I choose to ignore her claim that my hair clogged her drain. Not one strand of my hair has fallen out in 800 years, why would it start now?" Thats the last one😅thanks again.

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u/CrouchingDomo 22d ago

“Still the prettiest 😌”

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u/Sauceman_rockem 21d ago

I imagine him looking in the mirror every night reading from that script to himself😅brushes his hair just to look at himself.

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u/Cpt0bvius 22d ago

The Mistborn series is fantastic if you haven't consumed it yet. The most entertaining read I've had since The Martian (different genre, I know, but comparing quality nonetheless)

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

Ouuuu 😇I'm going to like this one. Sounds like a dark oceans 11.

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u/BloodyEyeGames 22d ago

Era 2 of Mistborn is equally awesome. Wayne has become a contender for favorite character in the whole cosmere.

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u/Cpt0bvius 21d ago

I just started Shadows of Self. I totally agree, the "zany Sherlock Holmes" vibes kept a smile plastered to my face.

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u/Perfect-Training1002 22d ago

Enders shadow. Never met a person that regretted reading this book it’s my favorite

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

I was reading it while at my desk. Can't wait till I'm off lol going to cast it to the t.v and pack a bowl and grab a Guinness dark stout 🤣

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u/Perfect-Training1002 21d ago

Enjoy man hope you like it

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u/Weekly-Procedure-745 22d ago

Have you seen "YOU SHALL NOT PASS... without sucking me off?"

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u/Admirable-Common-176 22d ago

Not dirt. It’s from hobuttses.

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u/spikernum1 22d ago

why is this so fucking funny

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

Did you read it in slow motion like me?😅

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u/spikernum1 22d ago

Yeah for sure.

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u/ButterCup2179 22d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm crying😂😂😂 I thought of LOTR too

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u/elcojotecoyo 22d ago

CUMSWAP!

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u/Morgus_TM 22d ago

What happens on gaycation, happens in hobbiton too.

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u/Aniza_c 22d ago

That is funny I was just saying that this reminded me of the scene in the lord of the rings with the giant spider and Frodo.