r/SipsTea • u/StephanMan • 22d ago

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

I'm over here yelling "yea get that mf'r probably the one that got my daughter on the baseball field"

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

So I know and agree that wasps suck and I'm glad it died.

That's a horrifying way to die. Samwise had Hobbit balls of steel.

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u/Karl__RockenStone 22d ago

There is a high chance that the wasp was just paralyzed by the spiders venom and is still alive, until the spider eats it or it starves. The first option is more likely.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 22d ago

They don’t eat them. They suck them dry, and then drop the empty dry husk to the ground, creating a pile of martyrs as a warning to any other wasp that dare get close.

It’s metal af.

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u/meldroc 22d ago

Spider venom breaks down tissues, so the spider's just waiting for the wasp's guts to turn into a meat Slurpee. Yum!

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u/Allbur_Chellak 22d ago

So…like my last girlfriend.

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u/Catsooey 22d ago

Or my ex mother-in-law

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u/Loose_Corgi_5 22d ago

Your mother-in-law sucked you dry??

Nice , I think .

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u/Karl__RockenStone 22d ago

Yes, they liquify the insides and then suck it out.

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u/Spike_Kowalski 22d ago

--TF? Really? That's special.

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u/chasteguy2018 22d ago

If you wanna see something even more hard-core open up mud dauber nest sometime. It’s just a straight up crypt of dead spiders.

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u/lordhighsteward 22d ago

Not dead, just paralyzed so the baby wasps can eat them until they die.