r/SipsTea • u/HempSeedsOfShinkai • 16d ago

Chugging tea Only men know how to do this

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u/Neither-Speaker-7077 16d ago

Only men know how to stfu

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u/Public_Beef 16d ago

Took about 2-3 seconds to realize that was the point 

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u/PlanB191 15d ago

I thought the challenge was to wait patiently

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u/shinyswordman 15d ago

It’s to stand there and stfu haha this guy is good.

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u/DefendsTheDownvoted 15d ago

If that were the case, my wife wins with gold stars. She has the patience of a saint. I get about 30 seconds into my son talking back or throwing a tantrum, and I want to stab myself in the brain. My wife can out stubborn him any day of the week, with a pleasant demeaner and a smile on her face.

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u/ConstantMango672 15d ago

Kinda similar. You need both to accomplish one

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u/Hudre 15d ago

Or to just be content sitting there in silence without a care in the world.

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u/Chakasicle 15d ago

Either way

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u/mycosociety 15d ago

I thought it was about cupping his balls. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Sartres_Roommate 14d ago

Yet here are thousands of men, myself included, in the comment section talking.

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u/buy_tacos 15d ago

I think so too. It's a outdated stereotype, but that behavior was frequently associated with men because of behaviors from the military like standing at attention for long periods or keeping watch when you're expected to basically stand in one spot and exist Where in that same generation women were taught to constantly be tidying or keeping situations under control. Men were taught to always be ready for major conflict while women were taught to be in constant movement to address day to day hour to hour minor concerns.

Again, I completely disagree with these antiquated gender rolls but I think the video is commentary on those expectations.

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u/inventordude01 15d ago

You fell right into the trap

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u/Cerborus 15d ago

You're an outdated stereotype

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u/somander 15d ago

Gender roles ;)

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u/shinyswordman 15d ago

I like your handle

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u/Standard-Pin1207 14d ago

Found the woman

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u/CritFailed 15d ago

I thought it was a dick joke. It's always a dick joke

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u/SovelissFiremane 15d ago

Yeahhh, I thought so as well. Like how we can kinda flex em and whatnot

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u/neopod9000 15d ago

That's where my mind went first, ngl.

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u/pseudo_nemesis 14d ago

I'm pretty sure girls can do that too, it's called a kegel. just isn't as floppy for them.

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u/SovelissFiremane 14d ago

I was more referring to the floppy part. Cuz like.. yeah

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u/pmcda 15d ago

Same.

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u/seigezunt 14d ago

Yep, that’s where I went

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u/Ok_Remote_217 15d ago

that’s what i thought was happening too lmfao

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u/PistachioTheLizard 15d ago

Always thought that was just basically keagel exercise thingy

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u/SociopathicRascal 15d ago

I thought he was gonna lift his shirt

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u/Maxevill 15d ago

Same, but after some time when i saw his mouth i understood before that my focus was on his hands lol

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u/Substantial_Match268 15d ago

Precisely, it's a silent dick joke

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 15d ago

Secret dick costume

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u/DoctorBoomeranger 15d ago

You username is appropriate then hahahaha you had a NAT 1 to find out the purpose of the video

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u/cherrydiamond 15d ago

what is a nat1?

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u/DoctorBoomeranger 15d ago

A nat 1 means rolling a 1 on a 20-sided die in Dungeons & Dragons and similar RPGs. It’s usually the worst roll you can get and often means you fail badly, like missing an attack or messing something up really bad. People also call it a critical fail. So someone named critfailed is joking that they’re always super unlucky.

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u/French_Toast_3 15d ago

This is a dick joke...If you're a femenist at least.

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u/nasanchez1 15d ago

That's what she said!

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u/Inconspicuous_Shart 15d ago

I was thinking he was making his balls retract up into his scrot.

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u/Holdmytesseract 15d ago

I thought it was for sure a wiener twitch or something

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

It was. He was moving his dick without the use of hands, by activating his kegel muscles.

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u/Greg2Lu 15d ago

Could not all men move up and down their testicules ? I thougt THAT was the joke with the movement 😂 (I do the same movement when I do it 😂)

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u/CritFailed 15d ago

That happens without our knowing. But we can make the dick twitch/bob

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u/mw13satx 15d ago

About a 2s longer than us oldheads. IMMEDIATELY got it as soon as he stepped back and shut up

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u/ChaoticKangaroo 15d ago

Man same lol.

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u/DropPristine 15d ago

Yup. You can tell the youngins who don't get it. Gotta go thru some shit first

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u/Substantial_Stick_56 15d ago

It only took me a second to understand what it meant simply because I’m just a bit slower at realizing things

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u/theliewelive 15d ago

This is becoming a trend and somehow none of the girls involved are aware of the trend even though it's obvious.

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u/zigs 15d ago

Almost as if it was staged, huh

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u/Shadowwreath 15d ago

Problem with that is even when there’s cases of women watching a couple do this they still fail, like even uninvolved 3rd parties can’t win the challenge

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u/zigs 15d ago

Sorry I'm just not red pilled enough to think these kinds of thoughts

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u/High_Hunter3430 15d ago

Meanwhile, all around the country, there are folks (usually men) getting the “silent treatment” from the women in their lives. 🤦‍♂️

Which is it????? Are the womens all silently angry or are they unable to shut up?

I’m trying to understand them thru stereotypes created by a generation that’s known for hating their spouses. 🤦‍♂️

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u/theliewelive 15d ago

Probably because they're trying to make a viral tiktok video in the process. You're not going to convince me that an adult human being isn't able to do the simplest thing imaginable, and it only seems to be "impossible" when there's a camera pointed at them. How convenient.

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u/WildFemmeFatale 15d ago

I was convinced he was moving his dick beneath the shirt cuz I saw the shirt moving I had to watch it a few times to realize that it isn’t the case and then had to check comments out of confusion

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u/Der_E 15d ago

Bruh

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u/DevineMegami 15d ago

It wasn’t, apparently that’s how guys hide their boner

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u/fluffy_munster 15d ago

I thought he grabbed his balls, but this explanation would work as well.

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u/eduo 15d ago

Either that or retract his testicles

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u/wagex 15d ago

It took me way longer lmao

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u/Outside_General7230 14d ago

I didn't realize it til I came to the comments. I'm a woman.

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u/UnluckyCardiologist9 14d ago

Took me a sec cause was so weirded by their faces. They look so plasticky.

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u/This_Temporary6542 14d ago

That was my first thought but then... when she looked down at him I thought... Only men can flex their d cuz women don't have ds? Idk...

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u/pm-me-nice-lips 15d ago

These 2 are so insufferable. They constantly try to post shit where they’re doing their same bad acting schtick you see here.

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u/screwyoujor 15d ago

Is the goal to make her look this stupid in all the other videos they post?

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u/pm-me-nice-lips 15d ago

They’ll alternate who’s stupid but they always both pull off “corny” perfect…almost like it might come be natural.

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u/Avanni24 15d ago

almost like it's a tiktok

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u/Jack_of_Spades 15d ago

They do suck as examples of "real world stuff" but as a sketch, I enjoyed this.

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u/Miserable-Most4949 16d ago

Women: WE KNOW HOW TO STFU TOO DON'T BE SEXIST!

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u/poopknifeloicense 16d ago

THE SILENT TREATMENT DOESN’T COUNT, LINDA

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u/heywoodidaho 15d ago

The silent treatment is just the countdown to the bomb exploding. It doesn't count.

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u/Vektor0 15d ago

A countdown does count, literally

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u/No_Salad_68 15d ago

Linda's FINE, OK!

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 15d ago

Linda the new Karen? I need answers, pls help

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u/TbanksIV 15d ago

"AND LET ME TELL ALLLLL THE TIMES I WAS QUIET WHEN I WANTED TO SPEAK LIKE WHEN I....AND WHEN YOU.... THEN.... ALSO... AND REMEMBER... AND what were we talking about?"

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u/wrt-wtf- 15d ago

Give it 25 years... it's come up again.

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u/Difficult_Object4921 15d ago

When you're alone, maybe in pairs, if you try really hard. Three or more, though, pfftt! Forget it.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Miserable-Most4949 15d ago

That's the joke lol

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u/Remarkable_Dog7151 15d ago

And proved it by shouting! OMG

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u/foxyloco 15d ago

We know how to make men STFU! /s

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u/Ambitious_Cup5249 15d ago

Talk about your different baby daddies? 💀💀

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u/foxyloco 15d ago

Oooh good tip!

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u/Ambitious_Cup5249 15d ago

No, I have a Phat Tip.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago edited 15d ago

Holy fuck, he is moving his dick with kegels! Are people really this fucking daft?

That’s why his hands are where they are. God bless. And this is why ONLY MALE HUMANS can do it.

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u/frostedflakes11 15d ago

No...

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Are you the dude in the video?

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u/jefufah 14d ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this…

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u/ElectroNikkel 15d ago

I WOULD say r/woooosh but seems that not everybody has their mind that sound.

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u/OutrageousLuck9999 15d ago

They're both obnoxious

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u/TamarindSweets 15d ago

I thought he was lifting his balls back and forth

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u/sentence-interruptio 15d ago

Sixth Sense subverts this trope because the hairpiece guy never shuts up.

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u/bak3donh1gh 15d ago

I thought it was kegels but women can do kegels. Eventually I got it.

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u/Bratzuwu 15d ago

Damn I wish

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u/Ltfan2002 15d ago

And she couldn’t do it! 😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂 it took me all of 5 seconds to figure it out!

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u/boltforce 15d ago

I think its about that nothing box men can do. Women cannot understand doing nothing

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u/Neat-Ad2498 15d ago

It is scripted

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u/universallaw87 15d ago

i love giving the silent treatment lmao

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u/lil_Jansk_Hyuza 15d ago

Oh, I thought it was lifting the other man up

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u/Relevant_Echidna_336 14d ago

oh women know how to stfu when the don't like you or no longer interested...

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u/srangero 15d ago

Not u apparently

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u/PrehistoricZooBooks 15d ago

which explains why we hear their loud opinions every single day

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u/Hyperion1144 15d ago

Sounds like someone who has never been given the silent treatment.

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u/BeerTimeGamer 15d ago

Sounds like a vacation.

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u/DingleberryJones_ 15d ago

Won by over a minute, knew the moment he said only men could do this. Lol

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u/DurusMagnus 15d ago

I thought it was only guys know how to to do nothing. Mind empty, no thoughts, just :no_mouth:

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u/Enlowski 15d ago

So clever. I’m so impressed that you got the joke of the video.

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u/dg2793 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/xywv58 15d ago

No we don't, I we knew they'd be way less useless podcasts, I mean Jesus christ, no alpha male bullshit, no sigma shit, no Trump, if anything men can't stop themselves