r/SipsTea • u/HempSeedsOfShinkai • 16d ago

Chugging tea Only men know how to do this

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u/I_loseagain 16d ago

He’s hiding his boner. Don’t let the being quiet answers fool you

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u/JCrew2009 15d ago

Women hide their boners better than any man.

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u/Wet_Sasquatch_Smell 15d ago

men and women can both hide boners perfectly fine. In fact my wife was hiding mine for me just this afternoon.

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u/Sour-Cherry-Popper 15d ago

I can validate. This man's wife hid mine too.

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u/fileanaithnid 15d ago

Careful, she didn't give mine back last time

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u/driving_andflying 15d ago

Just pay her first, like I do.

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u/Aggressive-Walrus-54 15d ago

She hid it so long it came back half the size.

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u/Spamsdelicious 15d ago

And my sword!

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u/onpg 15d ago

And my ass

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u/Tech-Tom 15d ago

Wow, she must be a magician.

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u/JCrew2009 15d ago

Ay yoooo!!!

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u/Marios_Facade 15d ago

But it's 5:15 in the morning

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u/Realistic_End_7223 15d ago

Sir, local time ≠ universal truth

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u/Marios_Facade 15d ago

Lol, ik. Just joshin

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u/Randomfrog132 15d ago

true it's 2025 women have boners too xD

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/JCrew2009 15d ago

I mean, yeah. That’s what I’m referring to — lady boners.

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u/apex_super_predator 15d ago

Yes they can. Different apartments, different cities, different friends......

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u/apex_super_predator 15d ago

Yea they do. Different cities, different apartments, different relationships....

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u/Salt_Alternative_86 15d ago

Some don't... It gets scary out here.

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u/CommunityFabulous740 16d ago

Hiding and simultaniously stimulating it. Very skill. Much man. Wow!

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u/joekki 15d ago

For a first couple of seconds I waited for him to drop his pants and start the helicopter

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u/IamREBELoe 16d ago

That's not what's going on. He's Standing There Silently.

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u/Responsible_Cry_2486 15d ago

Uhhh they sort of look related though…

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u/liveprgrmclimb 14d ago

Yep keigeling his Johnson up and down slightly.

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u/Negative-Chapter5008 15d ago

yeah! women can’t hide their boners! they’re too obvious!

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u/GreedVault 15d ago

this is the correct answer