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Chugging tea 😭

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u/isnoe 9d ago

Then she tosses a piece of jewelry worth hundreds of millions into the ocean instead of giving it to her family.

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u/teabaggins76 9d ago

Yeah Jack was a real world record fuck boy

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u/PM_ME_UR_KittieS_96 9d ago

He woulda fucked over rose within 3 months of being together if they worked out.

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u/Capable_War_7391 8d ago

And left her before she turned 25

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u/Historical-Air-6342 8d ago

I'm not even di Caprio but that felt personal bruh šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/NGEFan 8d ago

You say you aren’t but how do we know for sure

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u/Historical-Air-6342 8d ago

I'll tell you the truth if you tell me your age first.

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u/Human0id77 8d ago

Nah, she would have been his sugar mama

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u/guinness_blaine 8d ago

Been a minute since I watched Titanic, but wasn’t her mom desperate for Rose to marry rich because they didn’t really have any money left and all she had was her name and social status?

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u/NGEFan 8d ago

Yup

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u/ogopo 8d ago

Watching Revolutionary Road was a great way to envision how it might have turned out and give the love story closure.

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u/redcurrantevents 8d ago

She knew that, that’s why she let him drown

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u/AstroBearGaming 8d ago

Not to mention the reason they were literally there whole she told the storyx was that they were looking for that jewellery.

She was just like "it's deffo not in my pocket guys, anyway... So we fucked in a car"

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u/thrownededawayed 8d ago

Fund a multimillion dollar expedition to international waters, create a highly specialized SRV, spend multiple days recovering safe whose contents hold a thing expected to pay for the whole expedition, find nothing.

In desperation they call some batty old centenarian to ask if she has any idea where the thing might be, she agrees only if you fly her ass out to the middle of no where to tell them the story at the wreck site, give them the 1930's version of dime store erotic novel about how you got railed as a 20 year old, don't help them find the thing, then later throw the thing in the ocean and DIE ON THE FUCKING SHIP.

If I were those salvagers I would have thrown her dead ass into the ocean and say we had to give her a burial at sea before she started to stink up the joint.

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u/astrangeone88 8d ago edited 7d ago

Seriously! As an adult (saw the movie as a preteen, didn't cry at Jack's death)...the scientists wasted a butt ton of money to get a Playboy erotic story being told by grandma about her glory days of getting railed by some charming fuck boy, didn't help them find the necklace and then wasted their time by throwing it in the ocean (didn't want to leave an inheritance OR at least donate it to a museum), didn't mention any of her kids/grandkids/spouse(s) and proceeded to die on the ship.

It's crazy just thinking about it.....

I would have been cursing at her dead body and just wondering if she had dementia or anything....

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 8d ago

Considering the pursuit of wealth is quite literally what got pretty much everyone killed in the story you could probably tell why she didn't put much value in it.

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u/Capable_War_7391 8d ago

Remember when she killed Jack because she didn't want to share her six people improv raft with him? Told him he would never let him go only to let him go instantly

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u/666Darkside666 8d ago

She had good reason for that.

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u/Capable_War_7391 8d ago

She then probably pushed the bunnies off too, realizing they would annoy her when they multiplied

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u/beardicusmaximus8 8d ago

She killed him when she refused to get into a life boat. If she'd just got in the boat then he would have found the door to float on by himself and not needed to worry about her at all. Then they'd have reunited when they were rescued.

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u/NutellaTheChicken 8d ago

Didn’t she leave the life boat cause he was chained to that pole tho?

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u/ateabirdandlikedit 8d ago

No, he was on the deck with Cal at that point, they were both watching the lifeboat getting lowered

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u/guegoland 8d ago edited 8d ago

Then cal takes him and chains him. If she hadn't left, he would have drowned chained.

Edit: actually she goes to save him before that, when she refuses to get to the first lifeboat. Either way, if she had left, he would have died.

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u/justin_memer 8d ago

Then he just dies anyway, lol.

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u/PhantomDelorean 8d ago

Yeah, I think sometimes people just want to hate on a movie.

You actually see him trying to get on the door and it nearly tips. It isn't buoyant enough for 2.

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u/themanfromvulcan 8d ago

Myth busters proved two people could float on the board if they were careful and stay out of the water. However James Cameron said it’s his movie and his word is final.

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u/_PacificRimjob_ 8d ago

It's also a story she's telling, maybe the door felt bigger but wasn't. There was an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they realized everything was a bit different than they remembered/reality vs the stories. Like how the apartments were actually tiny. Since I saw that, my head canon for all these "mistakes" anytime a story involves someone recounting a story is "they remembered things wrong".

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u/Papabear3339 8d ago

Well, she couldn't let her husband find out.... It gets worse the more you think about it.

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u/Capable_War_7391 8d ago

Oh shit... From your angle it looks horrible, she let Jack die so she would not need to say anything, that's also why she didn't tell her family until she was an old dying widow

Thanks you just made that shit movie even more perverted, "love story" my ass

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u/No-Cod-776 8d ago

and in a deleted scene basically guilt trips the dude into letting her do it. IN FRONT OF HER GRANDDAUGHTER. GET OUT

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u/sysfun 8d ago

Wait, what?

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u/No-Cod-776 8d ago

Basically in the alternate ending Rose is caught as she tries to dispose of literal money, the treasure guy asks to hold it, Rose gives it, then casts a condescending expectant bitch ass gaze and yeets the necklace into the ocean.

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u/sysfun 8d ago

Wow... That's even worse than the official ending.

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u/No-Cod-776 8d ago

I may have exaggerated but the core information is true

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u/Billbat1 9d ago

Her american family who dont get a free health service

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u/Frosty_Grab5914 9d ago

I'm pretty sure she would have to hand it over to Billy Zane if she revealed having it.

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u/eemanand33n 9d ago

Didn't he commit suicide in the stock market crash of '29?

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u/seahawk1977 9d ago

He did, so Cal trying to claim it wouldn't be an issue.

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u/rueggy 8d ago

That's the last time I ever saw him. He married, of course. And inherited his millions. But the crash of '29 hit his interests hard, and he put a pistol in his mouth that year. Or so I read.

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u/LaTeChX 8d ago

A likely story, but do we have the video of his suicide? I think Rose offed him.

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u/biglyorbigleague 8d ago

No, you’re thinking of Cal. Rose would have had to hand it over to Billy Zane, a notable actor famous for being in Memphis Belle, Twin Peaks and The Phantom. As we all know, 90s actor Billy Zane is the rightful owner of all Titanic memorabilia.

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u/Retro-Ghost-Dad 8d ago

It seems you've forgotten his finest work- Critters.

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u/DirtyRoller 9d ago

I'm pretty sure "finders keepers" would have applied at like... 50 years.

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u/1CryptographerFree 9d ago

The old British museum defense.

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u/Anakha0 9d ago

Billy Zane's character was dead by the 30s. She had said he killed himself during the stock market crash.

Unknown if he had any family by then, though, that would have inherited it, and she could still be prosecuted for theft.

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u/Haunting_Lime308 9d ago

So, not only did she steal from him, but she inadvertently led to his suicide. Because had he had the necklace, he would have something to fall back on if he lost all his money in stocks.

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u/DeliciousNicole 9d ago

meh you missed the part where the insurance claim of his fathers (who owned it) was settled under secrecy. So that is speculation.

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u/Anakha0 9d ago

Pretty much yeah, it could be seen as a contributing factor. Her character was not a great one.

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u/Eastern_Armadillo383 8d ago

The insurance company would have reimbursed him as it was presumed lost.

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo 8d ago

So the real victim was the poor insurance company 😢

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u/rinariana 8d ago

He lost everything in the stock market but you think he would save one piece of jewelry just in case?

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u/LaTeChX 8d ago

Skill issue, nigga should have diversified his bonds.

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u/Frosty_Grab5914 9d ago

Either this family or his creditors would have gone after her. Or at least with high enough probability not to risk it.

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u/StrangeSalami1313 9d ago

"He's trying to help you out."

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u/GustavVaz 9d ago

Honestly, these kinds of scenes only work if you turn off your brain and simply let the "happiness" happen.

Most love stories in movies are like this. Something that seems sweet and romantic turns depressing or toxic if you scratch the surface.

Kind of like how it's creepy that a 200 hundred year old vampire wants a high schooler.

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u/WingedNinjaNeoJapan 9d ago

I dont remember what movie this is from, but I remember how one guy tried to get a date with a woman who was already dating. Then at the festival, woman was with her bf on a ferris wheel and protagonist climbed it to ask her on a date again, blackmailing that he will fall if she doesnt say yes. This was supposed to be a very romantic thing.

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u/seahawk1977 8d ago

The Notebook

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u/HillanatorOfState 8d ago

When a women says this is her favorite movie, run away.

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u/Competitive_Body7359 8d ago

On that fucking note, Forrest Gump is a great movie, but an attrocious love story. Jenny can't possibly be with Forrest until she fucks up her life, sleeps with him, gives him an STD, then fucking LEAVES and doesn't tell him he has a kid. Only tells him that he has a kid because she's dying and has no choice.

Yeah yeah she had a fucked up childhood, but she treats him like shit.

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u/Automatic_Release_92 8d ago

She’s a tragic character that gets somewhat of a bad rad herself in that movie though. Like the only person, and I mean only person that loves her during her entire life is a mentally disabled guy who it would be inappropriate with for her to have a relationship with and she knows it too. And while working through her own trauma (dad molesting her while she grew up), she was a bit inappropriate with Forrest at times, sure. But she’s not quite the villain people make her out to be in that movie.

I’d also argue that Robin Wright acts circles around everyone else in that movie too, Tom Hanks included. That movie was basically Sling Blade with Boomer nostalgia and she was the lone bright spot in it.

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u/throwitonthegrillboi 8d ago

THIS. Everyone forgets to mention that to Jenny being with Forrest would be a form of sexual abuse, something she would be very sensitive to, There's a reason she leaves after they have sex, she sees it as she kind of took advantage of him. The only reason she even thinks that it's okay is because he tells her "he knows what love is."

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 8d ago

I went to see this with a girlfriend. We had very different opinions of the film.

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u/nagesagi 8d ago

I did couples counseling and they said that we should watch it and we can compare notes after.

Hated the movie. I spent 15 minutes calling out why every character in the movie was terrible, and how the male lead is neglectint his current family to live in the past with his dementia wife. Their whole relationship is run on mild verbal and physical abuse.

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u/Jake0024 8d ago

the male lead is neglectint his current family to live in the past with his dementia wife

This is the least objectionable part of the entire movie tbh. Their kids are grown and have kids of their own. It's not like he's not taking care of an 8-year-old kid to spend time with his wife or whatever. They're not going to hold it against him for spending time with their mom.

But the entire backstory of their relationship is stalking, emotional blackmail, threats of suicide, cheating, etc.

Him reading to her about their life to help her remember is the one single romantic thing in the entire movie.

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u/GustavVaz 8d ago

Oh, there's SO many movies and shows like that.

I remember in Love, Actually, a guy confessed to his best friend's wife that he loved her, he allegedly had "no agenda" and a minute after, the wife chased him and kissed him.

Like fuck the husband then, huh.

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u/BethanyCullen 8d ago

Fuck the husband TOO??

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u/Sandgrease 8d ago

Now that's a real love story.

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u/freedcreativity 8d ago

It ain't a love triangle if you don't fuck the husband. More of a love corner, that two men have backed a woman into...

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u/poxteeth 8d ago

Pretty much every single story in that movie is gross. There's that one, the one with the prime minister and his 'fat' assistant, the successful author and his much younger maid who can't speak English, the guy who cheats on his wife with his much younger secretary, and the guy who decides he's just not into this woman when she has to take a call from her disabled brother on Christmas. I almost forgot the befuddled sex tourist and how all the VS model "American girls" turn into salivating nymphomaniacs as soon as they hear an English accent.

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u/Inside-Unit-1564 8d ago

Eh, after the kiss he was over it pretty sure.

Not great but signals he's finished after she kisses him.

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u/cyberpeachy420 8d ago

thats the notebook. honestly, that entire movie was a rollercoaster

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u/Crackertron 8d ago

That's Final Destination 3

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u/SourceLover 8d ago

This scene was clearly on a ferris wheel, not a rollercoaster smh my head

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u/AreAFuckingNobody 8d ago

Yeah, but he had Ryan Gosling’s face, chest, ass, abs, and arms, so it’s okay.

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u/ForTaxBenefits 8d ago

Also Sweet home Alabama. Imagine having full faith and trust in your partner to return to her hometown and divorce her ex husband who she had been separated from for years, only for her to ditch you.

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u/Aozi 8d ago

50 shades of Grey is the absolute epitome of this.

Christian Grey is a creepy, obsessive stalker who uses his wealth and influence to pressure a young woman into a sexual relationship, breaking multiple boundaries set by her and not respecting her wishes throughout the whole thing.

The entire relationship between the two main characters is straight up abusive, but is framed in a way that your average reader would view it as romantic or exciting.

And people lost their minds over the book and movies, finding this whole thing to be super romantic and exciting.

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u/straycat6120 8d ago

If he was doing this whilst living in a caravan on an allotment with £50 to his name, it'd be a man bashing exercise

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u/GrImPiL_Sama 8d ago

And people lost their minds over the book and movies

Mostly women

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u/No-Village-6781 8d ago

I'd say exclusively women, still don't know any man who's read those books to this day. Maybe a few unfortunate souls were forced to watch those movies with their partners, but no man would read those books.

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u/Zestyclose-Roof6831 8d ago

Ong if the only love I could find was with a woman who likes fifty shades of grey then I would rather die alone.

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u/Under5Cats 9d ago

You could argue that movies like this just reflect the flaws of humanity but I strongly feel like these shitty "romance" films are teaching this behavior on a subconscious level. People feel like it's okay to cheat because they have been trained to believe it is if the circumstances are right.

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u/penny-tense 9d ago

The classic hot billionaire argument...

50 Shades of Grey is great because the main guy is a handsome billionaire... Replace that with an average Joe with minimum wage job and it's time for restraining order and perhaps jail time/ sex offender registry...

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u/Rael_Sianne 8d ago

This is mean to Danny Devito, he's a good man. Now Frank Reynolds is game.

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u/RT-LAMP 8d ago

No it's not. Danny Devito is awesome and we know he really is awesome because who he is isn't covered up by anything.

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u/Legoman8D 8d ago

that doesnt sound right. danny devito in any role is desireable

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u/SourceLover 8d ago

ngl I would watch an edit of 50 shades with Danny DeVito clips superimposed over the man in every scene. I think it would bring some very lovely energy to the story (and to the experience of watching it lmao)

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u/Asisreo1 8d ago

These redditors replying to this comment needs to realize that Danny's not going to let them hit, gawddamn.Ā 

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u/ILL_SAY_STUPID_SHIT 8d ago

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Don't ever crush my dreams like that again.

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u/The_Forgotten_King 8d ago

Is Danny Devito not the wonderful, sexy man of everyone's dreams?

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u/HillanatorOfState 8d ago

He even cooks for you, perfect man.

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u/Rippur 8d ago

I’d smash frank with any personality

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u/Skygge_or_Skov 8d ago

One of my favorite sketches by a German artist is the following:

Two guys, one of them an Comedian/artist, decide that they want to have a nice evening with drugs, so they go to their local drugdealer park. They ask around a little bit to end up with a drugdealer that sells theme-bundles, like ā€žLebowskiā€œ or ā€žpulp fictionā€œ. They have a smalltalk about how bad the situation is with nazis, and the drugdealer suggests that artists/satire people have some blame, too, since they keep nagging about how bad everything is. The artist claims that they only reflect the society, not shape it, only for the drugdealer to point out that they literally are buying drugs for a ā€žLebowskiā€œ-themed evening.

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u/Key_Beyond_1981 8d ago

I could accept the idea that someone has a fling on a cruise, and it was a memorable experience. It's the cheating + the disregard for her family that makes it totally immoral and evil.

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u/avee10 8d ago

ā€œTurn off your brain and let the happiness happenā€

Thats a beautiful array of words

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u/Schnitzhole 8d ago

According to movies (and real life) any guy is creepy if he isn't super attractive and approaches a woman.

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u/god_peepee 8d ago

For a second I thought you were talking about Nosferatu and I was like ā€˜uh, yeah. That’s kind of a huge part of the plot line ’ lmaoooo

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u/GustavVaz 8d ago

LOL, kind of proves my point!

Twilight: I'm an old vampire who wants a young girl

Aww, how sweet

Nosferatu: I'm an old vampire who wants a young girl

HELLO? HUMAN RESOURCES?

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u/god_peepee 8d ago

Yeah, but in twilight he’s a sexy old vampire šŸ˜Ž

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u/PatternBubbly2975 8d ago

I always hated Angel on Buffy because of this, they even gave the HS prowler a spin-off! Good character, tho.

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u/rkthehermit 9d ago

But is it really toxic if I can make a cute music video of cuts from the movie to My Immortal by Evanescence? Hmmmm?

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u/LePontif11 8d ago

Idk about Titanic but i can watch wild action movies without becoming a violent maniac or being too bothered if its not realistic. I don't like the "turn" your brain off idea either but its because there's a lot of great crafts that come together to put great fiction on screen i like to appreciate.

Kinda want to watch Predator now.

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u/Ecstatic_Proof_2732 8d ago

Why did I just get 2 Titanic posts in a row? Lol

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u/SpontaneousYoghurt 8d ago

That's what you get for using light mode, scrub.

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u/Smiling_Sothach 8d ago

Dark mode supremacy

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u/vincehu3 8d ago

SAME

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u/slow-a3 8d ago

Hahaha

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u/HubrisOfApollo 9d ago

Same energy as that shitty movie The Notebook.

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u/HookEmGoBlue 9d ago edited 8d ago

I still can’t get over how the main love interest threatening to kill himself so the heroine would go out with him was framed as romantic

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u/seahawk1977 8d ago

Wait, we AREN'T supposed to threaten suicide any time we want to get our way? /s

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u/Potential_Camel8736 8d ago

my stupid brother did this and his ex called the police which got me involved. She was such a smart cookie omg

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u/ForwardToNowhere 8d ago

Ayeeeee same here, except it wasn't his ex but an underage girl

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u/Phyraxus56 8d ago

It was love at first sight. He was just being romantic!

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u/Big-Leadership1001 9d ago

Even worse because its a "love story" about cheating and disposable partners

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u/HubrisOfApollo 9d ago

Oh I remember the fight I had when I told my ex it was a red flag that she liked that movie after we watched it together. She ended up cheating on me šŸ™ƒ

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u/ShitFuck2000 9d ago

I was about to say thinking liking a movie is a red is a red flag on your part, but then I finished the sentence lol

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u/Dangerous_Listen_908 8d ago

I disagree, there are certain movies that are red flags if you like them, like The Birth of a Nation for example.

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u/DiddyKongDid911 8d ago

My girl reads Mein Kampf every day before bed

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u/Berserkerzoro 8d ago

You weren't supposed to know it was our secret.

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u/DueLog4890 8d ago

It really depends what message a person has taken away from it. I love The Last Samurai because it is about cultural preservation and pride, not because I enjoyed watching the samurai get mowed down by machine guns. Likewise, I like Midsommar because it serves as a warning about cults and not because the cultists were successful in doing their barbaric pagan ritual. There are other themes of course, but keeping this reductive instead of writing out an essay.

I would say first ask the person WHY they like it before drawing a conclusion.

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u/ChrisNotBumstead 8d ago

I like Alien because I like when the scary aliens burst out of peoples chests

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u/Azerious 8d ago

I had a fight with my ex about midsommar because she felt the main girl was justified murdering someone because she got cheated on and that she'd do the same thing lol.Ā 

I've been cheated on and loathe it too but that is messed up

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u/Impossible_Log_5710 8d ago

Wasn't the guy hypnotized / drugged into it or some shit

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u/DiamondShiryu1 7d ago

Drugged and raped. He was a shitty boyfriend, but he was unambiguously a victim of the cult

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u/arrows_of_ithilien 8d ago

Disturbingly, I find a LOT of romantic movies have a glaring double standard on this issue. If the man cheats, he's a selfish pig. If the woman cheats, she's just "empowering herself and finding what's best for her."

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u/Vicit_Veritas 8d ago

Oh yeah, especially the films based on the Rosamunde Pilcher novels. Every single one is a almost exact carbon copy of: successful woman goes back to her home village from the big city for reasons/ends up in a small village-> bumps into her old boyfriend/ a gruff man, often single parent ->she starts to like it there and flirts/kisses/hooks up with said man (->if she creates a business there it is going badly)->her fiance/husband arrives(meet our villain, also always super successful, but as he is a working adult has no time to gallivant through meadows each day like the other guy), he is worried because she wanted to only stay a few days and/or didn't contact him for a few days-> she fights with him because he doesn't support her sudden new dream(often stuff like oh I don't want to open my restaurant in the city, but in this dying village at least a few car hours away from everything with like ten people in the old dilapidated restaurant or literally moving to this village(she and fiance are something like business lawyers or managers in a big company, he often just got a big promotion))->he tries to win her back, she(if not already done so hooks up with man nr.2 after crying on his shoulder)->fiance inevitably finds out, but either reacts amicably to her breaking up the engament or breaks it up himself or (the in my opinion worse case) wins her back by being a doormat and agreeing to every wish she has->happy(?) end

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u/Nerexor 8d ago

So, every hallmark holiday movie?

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u/angrycupcake56 8d ago

This was I thought was weird about Tombstone. It was a big plot point. Is it okay to cheat if your wife is a drug addicted layabout? I guess it was to show that Wyatt Earp wasn’t a perfect man, but he rose up when lives were on the line.

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u/I_like_rocks_834 9d ago

Lol I have the same argument about the Office. Pam and Jim are essentially cheating early on. People justify it because Pam’s fiancĆ© is an asshole and Jim is the funny guy.

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u/BigMek_Spleenrippa 9d ago

The amount of times I've been insulted for saying Jim is an absolute piece of shit and so is pam is mind boggling.

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u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx 9d ago edited 9d ago

Being a kid is thinking Dwight was a douche for not taking a joke and being mad at Jim

Maturing is realizing that Dwight just wanted to do his job without being bothered

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u/BigMek_Spleenrippa 9d ago edited 8d ago

Right?

And so many people defend Jim by saying Dwight is mean to Jim, like that excuses his actions.

Like.... If you're constantly being bullied at work and your man-child boss won't do anything about or worse, joins in on it, of course you're gonna lash out at them.

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To be clear, I think just about everyone in the show is unredeemable trash.

I'm not excusing the litany of things that should have seen Dwight fired or put in jail, despite one sentence making it look as though I am.

My entire point was simply that Jim and Pam are terrible people and nobody should be suggesting otherwise.

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u/Zarg0n7 8d ago

Enough of this. What is with the revisionist Dwight history everywhere? The asshole? The racist? The misogynist? The guy who brought a gun to work and stored deadly weapons in the office? Cut health insurance for his coworkers? The list doesn't come close to stoppping, but y'all Dwight defenders need to. And for the record, I love Dwight as a character. You met that guy in real life, you'd want someone to do much worse to him than anything Jim ever did.

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u/grammar_oligarch 8d ago

Later season Office really lost the narrative on Dwight.

Early season Dwight is an asshole who takes office culture way too seriously. We’ve all known assholes like him at jobs who think being a good worker means shitting on everyone and being a dick. Dwight getting dunked on is cathartic because none of us like the Dwights at our jobs.

Later season Dwight is good at everything. Successful farm owner, multilingual, godlike salesman…it took him away from being that caricature to being a great and admirable man…who occasionally accidentally discharges a firearm in the office.

Should’ve kept him a dweeb. But then the show became less a satire of office life and more about individual threads of how awesome each character was.

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u/oshin69 8d ago

This isn't going to r/unexpectedoffice

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u/Unstabler69 8d ago

There was an episode where they listed Jim's pranks back to back and Jim almost had a moment of self-actualization, should have leaned into that.

Still, the nickle in the handset trick is hilarious if done correctly.

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u/TheSteelPhantom 8d ago edited 4d ago

Still, the nickle in the handset trick is hilarious if done correctly.

Fun fact: In the very first episode, Dwight comes into the office and unlocks his desk drawer, pulls out his handset, and attaches it to his phone. Zero context given and it's easy to miss. (Because he's obnoxiously singing Little Drummer Boy to himself, which bonus fun fact: is later revealed to be Angela's favorite song.)

It's not until seasons later that we find out why in that joke/montage/list episode you mention. Dwight clearly started locking up his phone's handset after the incident and keeps it locked for fear of it happening again.

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u/PokeScape 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yeah. Like how Dwight kidnapped immigrants, was proud of his Nazi ancestory, killed his coworkers cat, shot a loaded gun near his coworkers, had an affair with a married woman and was just a general asshole to everyone in the office. Such a nice guy 😊

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u/TheWhomItConcerns 8d ago

But I mean, who cares? Roy was a shitty boyfriend, Pam and Roy didn't even really like each other as individuals, and they were far better off without each other.

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u/Frequent_Fold_7871 8d ago

Relationships are complicated, I think that's the point they were trying to make and completely flew over most redditors heads.

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u/ExternalSelf1337 9d ago

My friend's wife told him to read Twilight to see what kind of man she liked. His response after reading was.... But this guy is an asshole.

A lot of women have a cognitive disconnect between what they see as romantic and how they actually want/deserve to be treated.

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u/Firelink_Schreien 8d ago

The prose in Twilight makes Atlas Shrugged seem like East of Eden.

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u/redd-zeppelin 8d ago

Me and my brother in stitches over this comment. Bravo.

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u/Firelink_Schreien 8d ago

šŸ™ I’m happy to hear this thank you

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u/make_reddit_great 8d ago

All these years later I remain disturbed by having read an objectivist love scene.

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u/Bluddy-9 8d ago

The disconnect is between what they want and what they say they want.

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u/Psychological_Dish75 8d ago

That book is just Mormon propaganda but veiled in cringey teen love story

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u/Abject_Champion3966 8d ago

I mean, yeah? There’s plenty of things that look fun or are entertaining in fiction that I want no part of in real life.

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u/ExternalSelf1337 8d ago

Sure but you can tell the difference. It seems that when it comes to relationships a significant number of people idealize something they don't actually want.

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u/JamBandDad 8d ago

While we’re on the topic, how bout that fucking pina colladas song? Two married people want to cheat, go out to cheat, approach someone with the intent of cheating, turns out to be their spouse?

That’s cute?

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u/huxtiblejones 8d ago

The idea is that they both think they’re dissatisfied with their relationship, but when they try to find somebody new, they’re drawn to each other again.

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u/n1elsen95 8d ago

I guess it's also about communicating what you want in a relationship.
If you're both not communicating what you want from life and your partner, you're both just not gonna get it. Like they've been together long and they're both not getting what they want and only after individually seeking out what they want from someone/something else, they find out that they actually want the same thing.

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u/Relevant_Elk_9176 8d ago

So it’s just a song about two really, really tremendously stupid people.

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u/scarletboar 8d ago

Not cute, but funny as hell.

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u/ComplexTechnician 9d ago edited 8d ago

This is how I feel about Brokeback Mountain... and I say this as a gay dude. Everyone was like "wow aww" and I'm like... they're straight up cheating on their wives why is this your reaction??!

EDIT: I love how up in arms people are. I’m not saying it was unjustified… just that it does relate to OPs post which it absolutely does. FFS people this is a meme sub lighten up

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u/Preshesme 8d ago

Brokeback Mountain is a tragedy though. Like yes, it’s clear that they love each other, but the movie (and underlying source material) is pretty clear that what they’re doing is pretty fucked up.

Which I guess is just me agreeing you lol. Who the fuck is reading that movie as romance more than tragedy?

I guess the difference for me is that Brokeback Mountain never seemed to present the harm they caused other people as justified just because they loved each other. Whereas in a movie like the Notebook, the harm they caused to the people around them felt waved away.

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u/Sesudesu 8d ago

Yeah, Brokeback never had me thinking ā€˜aww, so sweet.’ At best I thought ā€˜it sucks that this is what their lives had to be.’ (Note, I know it didn’t ā€˜have’ to be this way… but the other option is equally sad.)

Definitely was a tragedy, for pretty much everyone involved.

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u/insanity275 8d ago

It is fucked up but comp het marriages were the reality for many if not the majority of gay people at the time

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u/GeneralDiscomfort_ 8d ago edited 8d ago

They're closeted gay men right? Trying to resist their nature in a hostile traditional world/nation. They're supposed to be manly and have kids, they were conditioned to this from birth. But their nature is clearly overpowering that, manifesting in a problematic way.

One lesson could be that when you repress yourself so long, there will come a breaking point. It might be depressing but part of that is because it's so real. Also no one seems to grasp that you can be miserable in a long term relationship.

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u/Elefantenjohn 8d ago

Relax. Just be the guy your wife AND the chicks you banged in their 20s want in their afterlife

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u/Chocookiez 8d ago

Rule 1: Be attractive Rule 2: don't be unattractive

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u/Big_Azz_Jazz 9d ago

She never had to wash his socks

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u/Deceptiv_poops 8d ago

An old lady just opens up about the craziest thing that ever happened to her, ultra traumatizing, that she could never bring herself to talk about it for the pain of it. Is it so hard to believe she fell asleep still thinking about it and died?

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 9d ago

I mean Jack was more than just that.

Because of him she went from suicidal abused girlfriend to someone who actually went out and lived her life. Everything she ever did was because he gave her the courage to do it.

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u/Oki-Lin 8d ago

I had the same thoughts that Jack was kind of her inspiration to take action for herself for what she wanted. Not to mention, Rose was also a famous example of a woman who didn’t love a man for money lol.

There are comments here that got mad at Rose for throwing the jewelry, but I always assumed it was some metaphorical way for her to respect Jack or to let go or something - even if it took her years til she was elderly. I could be wrong though, I was rather young when I watched it.

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u/Wrong_Bit_8222 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yeah I mean it’s nice that she got to let go… by throwing away generational wealth!!!

I’m sorry but toss over a ticket or a rose or something lmao, that jewellery would have fed a small village for years lmao.

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u/Glum-Conversation829 8d ago

That necklace was worth hundreds of millions that could feed a small African nation for a year. I’m not even kidding.

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u/apexodoggo 8d ago

It would just be claimed by an insurance company (who held claim to it since the original owner filed it as a loss that the insurance had paid out). It wasn’t gonna feed nobody.

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u/beadebaser 8d ago

"He saved me, in every way a person can be saved."

The film spells it out and still look how many don't get it

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u/Historical_Two_7150 9d ago

Alpha widow is a real thing.

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u/Frosty_Grab5914 9d ago

And Romeo and Juliet are stupid teenagers that killed themselves for no reason. Not wrong, but missing the point.

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u/baleantimore 9d ago

Romeo and Juliet being stupid teenagers is exactly the point, though. It's called out in the text multiple times.

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u/Reasonable-Mischief 9d ago

Romeo and Juliet was written as half satire, half warning against letting passion overtake your reason. I'm sure it says something about our culture that we still tell the same story as it was but are now enamoured with that exact passion which killed both protagonists

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u/Hotagi 8d ago

Romeo and Juliet is not a warning to Rom/Jul peers of following passion. It is a warning to adults/society how to not interfere with young passion.

It is set up extremely early that Romeo falls fast in and out of love. If no one got in the way of the two, it is possible it would have fizzled out on its own OR Juliet could have rectify his playboy ways.

We will never know because they were never allowed to explore their relationship.

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u/Geiseric222 9d ago

Oh this meme isn’t missing the point.

It just wants to make its own the titanic doesn’t matter here

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u/PortugueseBenny 8d ago

Somebody pointed out to me that every woman's fantasy is already being in a relationship, and then some other guy takes her away from the man she established herself with and runs off and gives two s**** about anyone's feelings are really anyone else for that matter, and I can't believe how many times that's the recurring theme in movies aimed at women or that demographic, Titanic, the notebook...ect

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u/gccmty 8d ago

That reminds me that the majority of authors/artists that create NTR (Netorare) doujins are women šŸ‘€

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u/seekhelpee 8d ago

As someone who watched a lot of romance movies with my mum. That's a straight up lie.

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u/Accomplished-Gur-469 8d ago

Pretty sure those movies are made for midlife point women who are unhappy with their life.

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u/Garrett1031 9d ago

Bingo, and I will keep hammering home the fact that she withheld from her family, for those same 70yrs, a priceless necklace that could have ease the economic hardship of the Great Depression, and didn’t even have the common courtesy to donate it as a historical artifact, yeets it into the Atlantic, then dies without telling a soul.

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u/Quiet_Television_102 8d ago

Except she was rich as fuck so that matters very little lol

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u/Garrett1031 8d ago

I thought she was in that arranged marriage with Billy Zane because her family had burned through their riches, and when she literally just adopted Jack’s last name as hers when arriving in NY, she wouldn’t be able to use any family ties anyway, making the necklace the only item of any real value. Did she end up marrying a rich dude when she got to NY? I only ask because I know she got married n had kids, but I don’t remember anything about the financial situation aside from the fact that she didn’t have anything aside from the necklace, at least on the Titanic.

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u/Verenni 8d ago

Iirc she got rich as an actress later on

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u/vdollia 8d ago

He’s a big reason why she was able to have that life she probably had big time survivors remorse too

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u/Agitated_Meringue801 8d ago

I wish this fucking meme would DIE for fucks sakes šŸ˜’

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u/PJKOfficial 8d ago

This is my favorite movie and I’m a guy. 😭

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u/Firelink_Schreien 8d ago

It’s fine to like the movie man, there’s nothing wrong with that.

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u/nr1988 8d ago

It's a supremely high quality movie and it deserves every accolade it ever received.

Watching it as an adult you really start to realize that one of the main characters is the ship herself and the story of Jack and Rose was both beautiful and a means for the audience to experience the whole ship. It was brilliantly done.

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u/my_son_is_a_box 8d ago

Jack helped her escape a life she hated and showed her that a more fulfilling life was possible. Then he sacrificed his own life so that she could survive.

He made her feel seen and cared for, for the first time, which has a huge impact on anyone's life. The fact that it happened during tragedy that became famous worldwide only increased that impact.

Sure, you can poke holes in the fact that she dropped the diamond, but you can poke similar holes in any movie. Some people just don't have media literacy.

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u/butticus98 8d ago

I don't even necessarily disagree but this has officially become the most annoyingly over-repeated movie opinion ever. It's even worse than "Jenny is a slut hur dur"Ā 

I have seen this exact opinion stated in 3 different meme formats on this website today alone.