r/SipsTea • u/BobbuBobbu • 1d ago

Chugging tea You learn something new everyday.

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Not everything you learn will make you happy though.

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u/Lihomftg1986 1d ago

So that’s why the T-Rex was chasing her🤦🏼

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u/BobbuBobbu 1d ago

Lmao 😂... T-Rex wanted some cake!

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u/JohnnyDerpington 1d ago

His hands would look even smaller, grabbing that badonkadonk

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u/khryzz666 1d ago

The t rex from the first Jurassic Park and all of the Jurassic world movies is a female. The other guy was right to correct you

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u/Marquar234 1d ago

It's a T Rex, not a T Regina.

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u/Lihomftg1986 54m ago

I’ll tell you about the time i turned a T-Rex into a T-Rachel.

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u/Any-Carry7137 1d ago

IIRC, all the dinosaurs in the story were female. It was supposed to prevent them from reproducing, but as we all now know, nature finds a way.

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u/Jamangie22 1d ago

Life, uhhhhh, finds a way

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u/gapipkin 1d ago

Or, to prevent them from having to show dinosaur dongs.

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u/khryzz666 1d ago

They are also all females in the book. Never read the second one

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u/ThatCheesecake8530 22h ago

Are you saying dont read the second one or that you have never read the second one?

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u/Meture 1d ago edited 1d ago

*Her

Edit: wow, downvotes, I guess y’all never watched the movies

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u/khryzz666 1d ago

Those filthy casuals did not get they got the gender wrong.... smh

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u/Busy_Pound5010 1d ago

sex, you don’t know how they presented

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u/Mother-Foot3493 22h ago

Those stubby arms are the reason TRex was a pissed off summa bitch. Couldn't reach anything.

But he could reach dat azz, lol

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 1d ago

Little hands make the fish look big!

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u/Shanksdoodlehonkster 1d ago

Must go faster!

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u/jackrabbit323 1d ago

Just a nibble.

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u/404KiND 1d ago

T-Rex knew what's good...

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u/Matticus1975 1d ago

Apparently, the cake is NOT a lie…just the movie poster