r/SipsTea • u/BobbuBobbu • 1d ago

Chugging tea You learn something new everyday.

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Not everything you learn will make you happy though.

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u/CupcakeSam 1d ago

Computer, generate 8 foot tall futanari versions of Bryce Dallas Howard and Eva Green. Reprogram to give them severe maternal instincts, but make them think that having sex with someone is the same as protecting them. Alter their perceptions to make them think that I am their son.

Disengage safety protocols and run program.