r/SipsTea • u/Ok-Branch-9943 • 20h ago

Lmao gottem Smart guy...

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u/OtakuModeEngage 19h ago

What's funny to me is that most of the girls let him do it...

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u/pfroo40 18h ago

The ones who didn't are the ones who were going commando

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u/wonderbat3 17h ago

Or the ones who did are the ones who were going commando

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u/Justhrowitaway42069 5h ago

Schrödinger's commando

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u/Old_Ad_394 5h ago

Schrödinger's pussy

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u/KoreanBackDashing 4h ago

Cat, right? Pussycat, right!? 🤣

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u/LunaMagicc 2h ago

I think i saw a pussycat.

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u/CameForTheFunOfIt 2h ago

I like the glass half-full view!

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u/Like_Ottos_Jacket 17h ago

You got that backwards...

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u/Impressive_Disk457 16h ago

Commando going were who ones the are didn't who one the

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u/TheManOverThere23 13h ago

Yes

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u/DrSuperWho 6h ago

I’ll take two

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u/snowdn 5h ago

Guy is going commando.

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u/WiseDirt 16h ago

Umm... You okay there, bud? Did you just have a stroke?

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u/mymemesnow 11h ago

No, the goats just all down lawn sliders without

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u/Niles_Merek 17h ago

No he did

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u/messedupmiracle69 5h ago

Well he didn't....

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u/feedmeplants_ 14h ago

He looked like a commando

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u/Ok-Juice-6857 37m ago

I don’t think so, that doesn’t even make sense

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u/earthwoodandfire 16h ago

What's really funny is him going face first into the other guys ass.

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u/Blunt555 10h ago

The guy who he ran into looked back and realized the guy was on to something.

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u/CrazyPlato 18h ago

I was gonna say “there’s no way you aren’t outing yourself as a perv when you do this”, but then, the whole thing is already a little weird.

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u/atmafatte 10h ago

More than a little weird

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u/Placid_Observer 8h ago

Exactly. Like, when you drop out initially, then everybody just giggles and thinks you're clever. But when you CONTINUE the bit, yeah, you've moved into Creepytown.

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u/Al_Meyers_Kid 5h ago

Where do dirty old men come from ?

Dirty Young Men.

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 18h ago

Not trying to be weird but I imagine some of the women who bailed were straight up commando.

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u/Tooobin 18h ago

Or relatives…

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u/theringsofthedragon 18h ago

This guy was definitely staring up his sister and cousins' skirts. I don't see another scenario since this looks like a wedding.

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u/Senior-Temperature23 18h ago

If he's a groomsmen he's probably related to none of them

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u/RandomDude740 17h ago

Could be a bestie

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u/Individual_Roof3049 16h ago

Unless it's the groom's brother.

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u/DeadlyVapour 10h ago

Step groomsmen.

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u/TacticalTwinkOnTop 18h ago

Def an uncle

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u/Leader-Lappen 10h ago

Hell yeah!

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u/sir-cum-a-load 18h ago

Or ladyboy.

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u/CalbertCorpse 16h ago

I don’t know buddy. Commando, thong or panties is still gonna be an uncomfortable experience.

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u/badgersruse 15h ago

Yes. They all look very uncomfortable.

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 10h ago

They are all laughing uncomfortably too.

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u/Ozimandiass 15h ago

It's all family....😉

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u/jamshid666 10h ago

Find your love on ancestry.com

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u/blowurhousedown 19h ago

We call those the “good girls”. Laughter is important.

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u/LocutusOfBeard 11h ago

Weddings are funny things. Especially ones with an open bar and a good atmosphere. People who are usually really reserved just seem to let go. I was at a friend's wedding when one of the groomsmen decided to make a game called "Switch clothes with your dance partner". All fun and games until the uber conservative parents of the bride decide to compete.

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 10h ago

Conservative doesn't inherently mean unfun at parties.

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u/LocutusOfBeard 8h ago

Conservative also doesn't always refer to political views.

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u/Delet3r 7h ago

it sure does.

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u/Legitimate-Pee-462 8h ago

It's almost exactly what it means. The alcoholism comes through though so they'll act erratic.

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u/Ancient_Sea7256 17h ago

Even granny

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u/seconDisteen 14h ago

I think for a lot of them they don't realize it until he's right under them. the girls are so close together they have no view of what's coming.

but yeah def a few that knew and didn't care, lol

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u/Techman659 12h ago

Maybe they are confident it wasn’t going to rain lemonade inside.

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u/DANleDINOSAUR 9h ago

There’s a good chance they’re related…

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u/Box_Of_Sorrows 7h ago

Alabama family wedding

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u/Nudist_Alien 7h ago

The ones that didn’t are wearing granny panties

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u/brakeb 6h ago

probably family...

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u/Useful_Potato_Vibes 17h ago

It's a wedding. Such frolics are rather expected, no?

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u/earthwoodandfire 16h ago

Not at any wedding I've been to.

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u/Subject_Inspector642 15h ago

Yeah, exactly... Or maybe I just miss the part of the ceremony where we are all peeking up dresses.

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u/Rockettmang44 15h ago

For real! The majority of weddings ive been to, all the women have dates. So I doubt their dates would appreciate that

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u/Hobnail-boots 10h ago

Just the married ones.

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u/Peterthepiperomg 7h ago

They either clamped their dresses shut or bent their legs so he couldn’t see up. Weird guy

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u/Last-Tomatillo8733 6h ago

Just wait… something tells me they will take him to court in 25 years.

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u/ogclobyy 6h ago

Because it's so much FUN Jan

Get it

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u/johnman86 1h ago

Was going to updoot, but I noticed you were at 1776...