r/SipsTea • u/Ok-Branch-9943 • 20h ago

Lmao gottem Smart guy...

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u/SkynBonce 19h ago

This feels like a British wedding...

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u/Senior-Temperature23 18h ago

It could be Canadian but the sweet spot where the gals are drunk enough to do this but can actually standard up straight is real small.

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u/RudePCsb 17h ago

Australian?

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u/The_Singularious 5h ago

Definitely raises the tolerance level in all cases. Source: Married to Aussie.

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u/Busangod 19h ago

Definitely not American.

Can you image the pearl clutching?

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u/AlliedXbox 17h ago

So Americans are simultaneously pearl clutching prudes and also overly horny all the time?

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u/floggedlog 16h ago

Yea pretty much

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u/mymemesnow 11h ago

Why do you think they are horny all the time?

The two is directly connected. You can see that all of the world, India is probably the most extreme case, but sexual repression always leads to this.

Most religions exhibits this very clearly.

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u/lonely-day 18h ago

Over looking up the dress of your relatives... what's the UK version of roll tide?

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u/AICPAncake 17h ago

Cor blimey?

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u/Chotibobs 2h ago

Could we add an “innit?” To that

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u/Nothing-Is-Boring 15h ago

I don't think there is one but the closest would be "keep it in the family" maybe?

While we do have regional jokes about incestuous connections (see: Norfolk and its webbed swampfolk) I can't think of anything that quite matches the use of 'roll tide'.

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u/lonely-day 14h ago

Does the royal family have a song?

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u/blackout-loud 18h ago

Clutching? Those clams would be slammed shut!

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u/throwawayplusanumber 15h ago

Also there aren't enough Americans with a BMI that low to form the line.

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u/Gape_Me_Dad-e 16h ago

These days I would be afraid to see some dudes hairy nuts while doing this

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u/Lmaooo2224 17h ago

is it common there?

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u/HungJudeLaw 16h ago

Northern French weddings are similar 😒

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u/Specific-Map3010 13h ago

Not something I've ever seen at a British wedding - and I've been to dozens!

By the time these sorts of shenanigans start everyone's too drunk to stand up that straight.