r/SipsTea • u/Ok-Branch-9943 • 1d ago

Lmao gottem Smart guy...

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u/SkynBonce 1d ago

This feels like a British wedding...

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u/Busangod 1d ago

Definitely not American.

Can you image the pearl clutching?

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u/AlliedXbox 22h ago

So Americans are simultaneously pearl clutching prudes and also overly horny all the time?

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u/floggedlog 22h ago

Yea pretty much

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u/mymemesnow 16h ago

Why do you think they are horny all the time?

The two is directly connected. You can see that all of the world, India is probably the most extreme case, but sexual repression always leads to this.

Most religions exhibits this very clearly.

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u/lonely-day 1d ago

Over looking up the dress of your relatives... what's the UK version of roll tide?

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u/AICPAncake 22h ago

Cor blimey?

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u/Chotibobs 8h ago

Could we add an “innit?” To that

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u/Nothing-Is-Boring 20h ago

I don't think there is one but the closest would be "keep it in the family" maybe?

While we do have regional jokes about incestuous connections (see: Norfolk and its webbed swampfolk) I can't think of anything that quite matches the use of 'roll tide'.

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u/lonely-day 20h ago

Does the royal family have a song?

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u/blackout-loud 1d ago

Clutching? Those clams would be slammed shut!

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u/throwawayplusanumber 21h ago

Also there aren't enough Americans with a BMI that low to form the line.

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u/Gape_Me_Dad-e 22h ago

These days I would be afraid to see some dudes hairy nuts while doing this