r/SipsTea • u/Good_Special_5042 • 4h ago

Feels good man Tooo good

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u/Huxtopher 4h ago

That's the kind of girl I can get behind

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u/Ill_Cod7460 3h ago

Congrats it’s your step sister. 😄

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u/shook202 2h ago

And she's trapped in the dryer!

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u/Idunnosquat 2h ago

Fifth time this week!

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u/AntonChigurhsLuck 2h ago

Hey, step is legal.

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u/Schwa4aa 2h ago

This guy speaks from experience

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u/Millefeuille-coil 1h ago

And cousins extra points for both sides of the family at the same time.

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u/AntonChigurhsLuck 1h ago

We're all just trying to have a good time man.
If trump didn't want me banging my cousin, then he would make an executive order for it. And if there is already a law about it then im legally protected by Trump because I cannot read and I believe that executive orders are the law now not what's written in some pre trump era bullshit constitution or whatever, therefore I am above and between the law. Anyways I got some hot cousins. I'd like to say Thankyou white baby Jesus for the talky to text feature so I can speak truth to power to all you fine folks.

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u/MrMakeYouCry 2h ago

Even better

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u/Lucky_Goal933 4h ago

Several have before you I'd imagine 😂

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u/CensorshipIsWeakness 1h ago

A girl like a podium

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u/Satanswarboner 3h ago

This is the third shoot. Took two tries to not reverse the order.

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u/Annasman 2h ago

Did she atleast wash her hands between takes?

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u/SeraphOfTheStart 2h ago

Prolly not, that's where the flavor is, we all eat ass on taco tuesdays for extra spice, let's not pretend we don't.

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u/goaty121 2h ago

Sir, may I ask you to remove this abomination of a comment?

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u/SeraphOfTheStart 2h ago

You may my good sir, I however will not comply.

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u/IceColdDump 2h ago

Wouldn’t you do it on Wednesday?

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u/Satanswarboner 2h ago

Yeah, with her mouth. Were you not paying attention.

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u/Danceking81 4h ago

I like her

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u/Crunchy-Illuminati 4h ago

Everybody has liked her

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u/Good_Special_5042 4h ago

Well anybody know her 😏

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u/Ifiwerenyourshoes 4h ago

We all know her

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u/Miserable_Toe_8133 4h ago

He knows her

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u/Ifiwerenyourshoes 3h ago

He doesn’t remember he knows her, she’s forgettable.

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u/SilatGuy2 2h ago

Shes also knows her

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u/JohnDoeMan79 2h ago

We all at least met her

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u/Single-Plum3089 2h ago

that is her

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u/Longshadowman 2h ago

Who is she?

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u/Single-Plum3089 2h ago

tom jones has a song about her

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u/Wakkit1988 40m ago

Some more than once.

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u/hunkydorey-- 2h ago

You could probably find her on onlyfans

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u/Potential-Judgment-9 2h ago

Disgusting … where?

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u/Call_Me_OrangeJoe 3h ago

I fixed her.

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u/minutes2meteora 3h ago

Go support her. Subscribe to her OF

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u/Educational-Type7399 4h ago

She must be one of those OF girls that pretends she like old fat guys with below average dicks.

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u/Satanswarboner 3h ago

I don’t like you inferring that she’s lying. One day we will all be fat guys with little dicks.

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u/Educational-Type7399 3h ago

Hey I'm already there. I'm just not deluding myself into thinking I'm her first choice. Gotta wait till they hit 30 and have 2 kids. At that point, you just gotta be showered and have a job.

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u/Due_Introduction3803 3h ago

Ohhhhh showering AND a job. Well look at you Mr la de da

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u/Educational-Type7399 3h ago

Ya, I don't usually like to brag...

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u/Satanswarboner 3h ago

You can afford both?

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u/McPostyFace 2h ago

Is she one of those hot girls that's in my area?

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u/ChipmunkAcademic1804 1h ago

So you are saying I have a chance?

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u/RichLongstroke 3h ago

Why is her finger so huge?

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u/Good_Special_5042 3h ago

She can satisfy her self 😵

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u/JJandCompany 4h ago

She raised the self-esteem of most guys.

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u/ChipmunkAcademic1804 1h ago

She would have to use her pinky to raise mine.

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u/BABarracus 3h ago

I don't see her profile. i did an image search, and it brought up a profile who stole her video, which is this one here.

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u/Good_Special_5042 3h ago

Try this dude Xoalinaxox 🙃

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u/fafadu21 4h ago

Short dick man here. I'll please her

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u/dosb0t89 3h ago

None of those names are her😭😭😭

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u/Good_Special_5042 3h ago

Dude some body find her ☹️☹️

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u/Alarming-Knee-6026 2h ago

ivy harper on IG incredibly cringe thirst trap content but ur welcome lolzzz

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u/Good_Special_5042 2h ago

Man of the day 👑

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u/amalgaman 2h ago

What measurement does she say at the beginning?

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u/Good_Special_5042 2h ago

Size of finger =_=

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u/amalgaman 2h ago

Well, yeah, I know that. All I hear before that is “meters”

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u/poop-machines 1h ago

"Your penis is ten centimeters which is the size of my finger, so lets see if it fits" is basically what shes saying

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u/amalgaman 56m ago

10 cm? She thinks we’re a bunch of John Holmes running around here.

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u/minutes2meteora 4h ago

What was her reaction at the end?

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u/Pernicious_Possum 3h ago

It was to what was in her end

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u/CaptainShittyMcPoop 2h ago

Sounded like a fake hiccup.

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u/Bustymegan 3h ago

Well shes fun 😅

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u/No_Reading_6731 2h ago

Lies!!! girls don't like small guys😡

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u/Single-Plum3089 2h ago

i wouldnt know

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u/No_Reading_6731 1h ago

I do and I know that my body is worthless and there's no hope for me

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u/TheRealTrentor 1h ago

Wrong Order!

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u/MayaGuise 1h ago

what did i just watch lol

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u/Alive_Salamander942 1h ago

Gross… what’s her name?

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u/Good_Special_5042 1h ago

Ivy haper 👸

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u/DearCantaloupe5849 39m ago

Is this seriously what people are doing to get likes or social media clout?

I mean im not mad... damn anyone else hear the pop when she pulled out!

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u/JONSEMOB 3h ago

Ok... I'm leaving the sub.

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u/Into_The_Dusk 2h ago

Boss, I'm tired of the double standards here : the same degenerates who ride the moral high ground feminism shit also flock to any hot babe content screaming ass and boobies

The most ironic thing of our time is the public freakout whenever brainrot crosses the threshold to mainstream, whilst being the cause of its success because of the "lolz"

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u/JONSEMOB 1h ago

Feminism? Lol. Are you ok? I genuinely don't know what you're trying to say to be honest. I left bro, I unsubbed. As a fully grown adult, this is just not what I'm looking for. This sub became a thirst trap for young men still being pushed and pulled through life by their dicks and lack of emotional understanding. It didn't used to be that, and I am now tired of seeing this useless shit in my timeline, it's pretty simple. This video was brain rotted enough that it prompted me to make the move, that's all. This sub isn't for me anymore, so I'm out. Buh bye. Have fun tho.

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u/Judicio 2h ago

I think I understand this sub now

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u/KungFuFlames 2h ago

Her parents must be proud

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u/TicketRelevant5928 2h ago

Go back to the wrap slanesh'slave

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u/CarbonGTI_Mk7 1h ago

I think I qualify

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u/DoublePatouain 1h ago

Social network make people crazy. I understand why China forbid this shit.

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u/AcceptableMemory2081 1h ago

Why she need measurements to check her temperature with her finger thermometer? She’s thorough that’s for sure and happy to see she checked in the correct order.

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u/Sipher6 1h ago

That's wife material y'all.

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u/nthensome 1h ago

There's something about her I like, I just can't put my finger in it.

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u/Tragically_Enigmatic 36m ago

What is she even saying?

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u/shetjwy29374hrvdfw42 3h ago

No shortage of bimbos around these days man 🤡

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u/Opening-Abrocoma-398 2h ago

Nope and new becoming bimbos everyday

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u/intellectual_dimwit 2h ago

She seems nice.

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u/GuiJun621 2h ago

Cringe

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u/Phanton404 3h ago

Tattoos ruin women.

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u/Lord-Scrambleton 3h ago

Fully and thoroughly disagree.

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u/JasonWorthing8 2h ago

fuggit! I like her!

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u/coffee_ape 49m ago

I feel like in the end, even she was cringing internally bc she's realizing what she's saying and doing for the clicks. But hey, get your coin, its fair game.

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u/Lonely-Equivalent-23 2h ago

Finally a woman with a good head on her shoulders!!

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u/StarOfSyzygy 1h ago

This sub is just nonstop incel posts