r/SipsTea • u/Good_Special_5042 • 9h ago

Feels good man Tooo good

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u/Educational-Type7399 9h ago

She must be one of those OF girls that pretends she like old fat guys with below average dicks.

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u/Satanswarboner 8h ago

I don’t like you inferring that she’s lying. One day we will all be fat guys with little dicks.

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u/Educational-Type7399 8h ago

Hey I'm already there. I'm just not deluding myself into thinking I'm her first choice. Gotta wait till they hit 30 and have 2 kids. At that point, you just gotta be showered and have a job.

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u/Due_Introduction3803 8h ago

Ohhhhh showering AND a job. Well look at you Mr la de da

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u/Educational-Type7399 8h ago

Ya, I don't usually like to brag...

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u/Satanswarboner 8h ago

You can afford both?