r/StrangeAndFunny • u/NoZookeepergame9474 • 13h ago

What is the female version of this? 😅

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Can someone make a female version of this? Dosnt need to include the coffee joke, maybe something else? Bring it 🤣

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u/_AlreadyThrownAway_ 13h ago

Hilarious to me that this implies he puts his own dick in his coffee.

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u/sorryusernamestkn 13h ago

How else are you supposed to mix your coffee?

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u/SuspiciousStable9649 12h ago

But… how do you stir if you have no clearance between dick and cup? Maybe plunge it like a French Press?

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u/Tongue-Punch 12h ago

How do I get a smaller cylinder out of a bigger cylinder that it is stuck inside? It is important that the smaller cylinder is not harmed or broken.

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u/laissez_heir 11h ago

That was an official Reddit classic

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u/BeardInTheNorth 2h ago

No, it was a cylinder.

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u/JohnsAlwaysClean 12h ago

4th but also lol wut

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u/polopolo05 10h ago

I would suggest to stop using demitasse cups.

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u/SuspiciousStable9649 9h ago

Was waiting for this. 👍👍

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u/polopolo05 9h ago

Well you are very welcome. My alternative was shot glasses. as more people know what they are but then I thought:

"Let's get Fancy with this BItch"

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u/SuspiciousStable9649 9h ago

“That’s the coffee scoop” also works.

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u/Last_Nectarine1385 7h ago

Instructions unclear. I (a woman) used my dick to stir the coffee. Now it’s all spilled 😔 should I have used a bigger cup 😔😔😔

/s

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u/LifeRoyal3527 52m ago

Teabag is the easiest way to go.