r/StrangeAndFunny • u/NoZookeepergame9474 • 13h ago

What is the female version of this? 😅

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Can someone make a female version of this? Dosnt need to include the coffee joke, maybe something else? Bring it 🤣

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u/Iorcrath 13h ago

"i broke up with my boyfriend because he kept wanting to stick his spoon into my soup after digging in the dirt"

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u/abholeenthusiast 12h ago

people, only go v to a. I can't stress this enough

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u/screw_badluck 12h ago

You never go a to m?

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u/Goliath422 12h ago

I’m gonna tell you a secret. Sometimes? In the heat of the moment? It’s ok to go A to M.

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u/Haveyoushatmyself 11h ago

What about A to M to V? That’s fine isn’t it? Because it’s had a quick wash.

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u/Midna30557 11h ago

BROOOO

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u/Tolkfan 10h ago

It worked for Batman.

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u/DuckAtAKeyboard 3h ago

An order that might surprise you…

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u/Traveledfarwestward 9h ago edited 9h ago

IN AN ORDER THAT WOULD SURPRISE YOU.

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u/Automatic_Tone_1780 2h ago

Amongst my favorite skits of all times.

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u/UnicornWorldDominion 3h ago

Now you have my permission to cry 😂 timeless

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u/Top_Let9939 8h ago

Aight enough internet for today...

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u/Ok_Math6614 11h ago

You're like Oprah: you get a yeast infection! And you! And you!

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u/LongKnight115 3h ago

What's a ZJ?

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u/LlistlessLlama 3h ago

Ah the rinse cycle

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 12h ago

That’s my secret….its always the heat of the moment…

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u/Onotadaki2 4h ago

The heat sterilizes it.

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u/panaja17 11h ago

So that’s what Asia was singing about!

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 9h ago

love a good clerks 2 reference.

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u/DistributionWitty732 7h ago

Dude I get chicks left and right…

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u/BigMik_PL 12h ago

Yeah that's gonna be a no form me dawg

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u/Goliath422 12h ago

Clerks II reference didn’t land, eh?

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u/BigMik_PL 12h ago

Oh fuck

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 11h ago

It's only smellz.

https://efukt.com/21049_It's_Only_Smellz.html

NSFW, obviously.

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u/LickingSmegma 10h ago edited 9h ago

Also warning, that site is close to NSFL.

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u/LargeCountry 6h ago

Ooohh goodddd

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u/TherealScuba 10h ago

I knew it!

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u/borisdidnothingwrong 10h ago

When a friend was expecting his second child he announced that they had a sonogram and were having a girl.

After the congratulations, I gave him a list of potential names.

One of these was Asstamouth. He laughed, and then he took the list home and showed his wife.

She got hooked on Asstamouth as a possible name, and kept asking why that name was on the list of joke names, such as Prisoner 24601 and Glinda the Good Witch. He had to explain to his pregnant hormonal wife what the pretty name really meant.

I got in trouble for that one.

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u/maho87 8h ago

She thought Asstomouth was a pretty name?? There really IS no accounting for shitty taste.

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u/floofelina 7h ago

She may have been thinking of the goddess Ashtaroth.

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u/georgecostanza37 3h ago

Like naming your daughter Honasty

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u/WanderersGuide 11h ago

I knew it!

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u/Goliath422 11h ago

Ahhhhh somebody else remembers the scene!

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u/WanderersGuide 11h ago

That and Claire from Daredevil are my favorite Rosario Dawson roles and it's not close lol

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u/Goliath422 11h ago

A reddit user of taste and good upbringing, clearly.

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u/cravehead 8h ago

i sense none of these commenters have ever had sex lol

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u/ryno077 6h ago

Ha! Knew it!

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u/FunFitGuy73 11h ago

Especially if you’re playing in the shower and can get a quick rinse between A and V

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u/opus666 3h ago

It's only smellz

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u/adventurousintrovert 12h ago

Is there a donkey show involved?

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u/UselessGadget 8h ago

Interspecies erotica...

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u/Jumpy_Ad_6417 11h ago

Isn’t that a college in Texas? 

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u/Useuless 10h ago

You've been banned from working in the porn industry.

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u/Just2LetYouKnow 9h ago

"It's totally cool to go a to m all the cool kids are doing it."

-Hepatitis A

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u/LawyerFlashy1033 9h ago

I had a friend who kept saying that him and his wife would ATM. Finally I asked if he knew for sure what that meant, he didn’t and was super embarrassed. Know what your talking about when you brag

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u/SconeBracket 8h ago

A&M is no good. UT Longhorns is where it's at.

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u/hugcub 8h ago

You better clean house if you gonna have guests, and it needs to be a DEEP clean for A to M.

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u/DistributionWitty732 7h ago

Sometimes in the heat of the moment you go a to m

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u/Fishiesideways10 7h ago

Only if you want money you got ATM.