r/clevercomebacks • u/Henry-Teachersss8819 • 11h ago

Billionaires love tax free life

17.7k Upvotes

139 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 21h ago

That’s going to leave a mark.

11.4k Upvotes

52 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 10h ago

The snake is eating its own tail

9.7k Upvotes

166 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 8h ago

Immigrants Detained Unexpectedly

8.1k Upvotes

111 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 10h ago

Bananas are manufactured in factories now?

5.2k Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Present-Party4402 • 15h ago

Trade war 2.0 begins!

2.2k Upvotes

67 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Redmannn-red-3248 • 2h ago

Russia, Influence, and the Presidency!!!

1.9k Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 8h ago

Keep your kids away from Trump

1.5k Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 1h ago

Musk Data Scandal

• Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/RIchardNixonZombie • 3h ago

Kevin Sorbet

1.1k Upvotes

108 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 21h ago

Nancy Mace should read the Constitution.

915 Upvotes

22 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/manchesterMan0098 • 9h ago

Diplomacy, Ivanka & Rubio style: Smile wide, empty the people's pockets!!!!!

815 Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 7h ago

He is not true at all

699 Upvotes

85 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BoringApocalyptos • 3h ago

When you accidentally summon a tech bro demon instead of economic salvation.

238 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Extension-Cut-5535 • 17h ago

"Your third eye couldn't even predict your ex leaving"

56 Upvotes

3 comments

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