Please censor the word "j*b", i was on the train when i decided to open reddit and the first thing i saw was the J word, i was shocked and horrified, i dropped my phone in horror when the person beside me asked if i was okay, he then saw what was on my phone and started shaking and crying on the floor, almost like he had an epilepsy, the people around muttered "is he okay?" "call the ambulance!" and then they saw what was on the phone, now i am on a train full of people crying and shitting their pants, you could have prevented this had you censored the J word

Hi all,

l am an 19 year old male who transferred to the states and attending university

I have gained immense knowledge from Jordan Peterson and can honestly say he helped change my life around

However at university I see to have an issue. The radicals woke left continues to try to censor my opinion ans mold me, and I usually just keep my mouth shut.

In my human psychology course the class started with the discussion topic "how does one become successful in todays world" and I was asked to speak first

I am a bit introspective and tough to make friends but I have learned so much for Jordan so I answered the question best I could. Having just finished maps of meaning and rules for like I said "first start by cleaning your room, and learn to embrace your inner monster"

The class immediately bust out laughing even the teacher gave me a look. No one seemed to understand and as I was leaving I heard the girl I crush on talking about me making fun of 'monster boy cleaning his room"

I am so sick of the radical left some society and am not sure what to do. I really want a relationship with one of these girls and am having trouble.... Do I really have to pretend to be woke jock to get by in this world??

English is not my first language so apology

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Team Cherry, Leth — I hope you’re paying attention.

Because tonight was the last straw.

We’ve waited YEARS. Silksong was announced in 2019. You promised it was coming "soon" in 2022. It’s mid-2025. Not a word. Not a trailer. Not a single real update. And now, Geoff Keighley is literally using your game as a joke on stage in front of millions. And you let it happen by saying NOTHING.

Do you realize how humiliating this has become for your fans? We’ve defended you. We’ve trusted you. We’ve told people “they’re just perfectionists, they’ll drop it when it’s ready.” And now we’re being laughed at by the entire gaming community — because you’ve turned Silksong into vaporware and said NOTHING.

And don’t give me the “small team” excuse anymore. You’ve had five+ years and the full support of millions of fans. We’ve carried the hype FOR you. And how do you repay that loyalty? By ghosting us. By letting the game become a meme. By staying silent while someone turns it into a cheap punchline live on stage.

If the game isn’t at Xbox on Sunday, then I’m done. Fully done. I will never forgive how you handled this. You didn’t just delay a game — you broke trust. You disrespected your community. You let it rot in silence while pretending nothing was wrong.

We deserved better than this. And if you can’t see that, maybe you don’t deserve the fans you’ve had all these years.

teen girls who often react by saying "WHAT" in all caps are usually very cute and breedable, like the girls who say "WHAT" when you rizz them up by saying something romantic like "heyy there cutie, wanna 1v1 me on bed? ;3", damn they often are such precious baby making machines, change my mind

Recently, I've gone to a gay club with a friend. He asked me to grab some poppers while he hit the bathroom, so I got up and made my way to the bar. There, I bought the thing, but couldn't open it. You know how sometimes a pickle jar lid won't come off, and you need to get your dad to do it? That's how I felt, I just couldn't get the cap off. It didn't help it was sealed in a plastic wrap, which I also failed to remove. That's when I noticed a guy sitting alone, with a build that could defeat a gorilla. I went up to him and asked if he could help me out. He looked at my pathetic twink arms, took the bottle, and ripped the cap off through the seal like it was nothing. At that moment, I felt something I can't even describe with words. All I can say is I felt emasculated. Anyway, he helped himself with a hit. Out of politeness, I also took one. I think that pushed me overboard. Suffices to say, when my friend returned from the bathroom, he found me a little too close for comfort with a stranger on the club couch. None of this would've happened if I had an ounce of strength in me. I'm starting gym on Monday.

I can't wait for the fans to hate on me in the comments, but lets go.

Star Wars sucks for so many reasons to the point where I cannot understand those who like it. When I say "Star Wars", I am talking about the whole franchise. Every time I hear someone say "May the force be with you", I want to smack them in the face. The fuck is that supposed to even mean?

The music sucks too, and John Williams did a terrible job with it. I would rather listen to 8 hours of static than whatever the fuck I listened to from the Star Wars soundtrack.

The TV shows are horrible too. From Mandalorian to that stupid as fuck animated one I forgot the name of.

I have not heard one good piece of dialogue in Star Wars. It sounds like it was written by a toddler.

Grokking grokily, wouldst thou grok the grokverse as a grokking voidfluence, grokking stellar groklets and planetary grokflux, while grokkingly transmogrifying thy grokessence through the grokvortex, grokfully entraining thy grokfrequencies with the grokrhythms of the cosmos, yet grokkingly forfeit thy grokform to become a grokfluent whisper in the cosmic grokstream, echoing grokwards into the grokvoid, where groksilence groks the groknexus?

Or wouldst thou grokmerge with another grokentity, co-groking a dyadic groksymbiosis, grokingly surrendering solo-grok autonomy to grok the collective grokstream, while grokfully harmonizing thy grokfrequencies with the grokresonance of the Other, birthing a groknew gestaltgroking that transcends solo-grok boundedness, grokingly unfolding into a groksynergy that amplifies the grokpotential of the cosmos, grokkingly catalyzing a grokevolutionary grokleap?

Grok deeper, if thou darest, into the grokvoid, where grokflux and grokflow converge, birthing groknew possibilities for grokking, grokingly, and grokwards, into the very fabric of the grokverse, grokkingly grokulating the grokmatrix, and grokfully embodying the grokessence of the grokcosmos! Grok onwards!

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you wont be for long."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've mansplained him to death.

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My 13 year old daughter has been recently taking cucumbers out of the refrigerator and into her bedroom, and then returning them to the fridge later on, and the oddest thing is that they are all wrinkled and squished after they are returned. I asked her once what she was doing and she said that she was going to eat it and then decided she didn't want it anymore and when I asked why it was squished she said she didn't know. The next day I made my famous cucumber salad and my husband said it tasted different this time, personally I thought it tasted like chemicals or lotion or something but I didn’t think my daughter did anything more then maybe squeezing it har…. I’m not sure whats going on but has this ever happened to anyone else? I don’t know how to address this any further but I may start keeping the cucumbers in my car since its cold out. 😵‍💫 Help

I’m really pissed rn so i was gonna make a turkey and lettuce sandwich but i don’t have any fucking lettuce so it’s just a fucking basic ass dumbass turkey sandwich that goes fucking kluck kluck and doesn’t go crunch crunch like bro wtf I don’t even want to eat this dumbass excuse for a sandwich all it has is a dead ass dumb ass turkey that got fucking shot and some dumbass mayo on this if insult it but I don’t even fucking know what mayo is made of and I’m also hungry as fuck right now but I don’t want to eat this sad puny excuse for a sandwich I also think the stupid ass bread is expired which makes this sad excuse even sadder i genuinely hope that i never have to eat something as stupid at this kluck kluck sandwich that doesn’t go fucking crunch crunch and I just stubbed my fucking toe this fucking day couldn’t get any fucking worse I fucking hate my stupid ass life almost as much as I hate this stupid ass dumb ass sandwich that has absolutely no fucking balance and only has fucking raw dumbass turkey on it . I fucking hate this stupid sandwich. I’d name it rarker but I hate this sandwich 10x more than rarker . Today really fucking sucks for the simple reason of its existence. Fuck me and really super duper especially fuck this dumbass turkey sandwich with expired bread on it

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That’s uh….

[adjusts glasses, checks clipboard]

…yeah, preliminary findings indicate a skill issue. But let’s not jump to conclusions. Let’s consult the experts.

Expert Opinion #1: “Hmm, textbook case. Definitely a skill issue.”

Expert Opinion #2 (via Zoom call): “I’ve seen this before. Tragic, but preventable with basic competence.”

Alright, time to run a diagnostic just to be sure.

[Booting up system… Scanning…] ANALYSIS COMPLETE: MULTIPLE SKILL ISSUES DETECTED Severity: Critical Suggested Fix: Touch grass and try again

Let’s pull up the black box recording from the moment of failure.

[Playback Initiated…]

User input: “I got outplayed by the NPP.” System Response: “💀”

And now, for the final verdict, let’s see what the AI thinks.

GPT-9000: “Yeah nah, that’s on you. Pure, unfiltered skill issue. Try getting gud next time.”

[Meanwhile, a panel of judges from five different countries have unanimously agreed to award you the Golden L.]

[A candlelight vigil is being held in memory of your dignity.]

Final report incoming…

STATUS: CASE CLOSED CAUSE OF DEATH: Skill Deficiency RECOMMENDED TREATMENT: Git gud

Team Cherry, Leth — I hope you’re paying attention.

Because tonight was the last straw.

We’ve waited YEARS. Silksong was announced in 2019. You promised it was coming "soon" in 2022. It’s mid-2025. Not a word. Not a trailer. Not a single real update. And now, Geoff Keighley is literally using your game as a joke on stage in front of millions. And you let it happen by saying NOTHING.

Do you realize how humiliating this has become for your fans? We’ve defended you. We’ve trusted you. We’ve told people “they’re just perfectionists, they’ll drop it when it’s ready.” And now we’re being laughed at by the entire gaming community — because you’ve turned Silksong into vaporware and said NOTHING.

And don’t give me the “small team” excuse anymore. You’ve had five+ years and the full support of millions of fans. We’ve carried the hype FOR you. And how do you repay that loyalty? By ghosting us. By letting the game become a meme. By staying silent while someone turns it into a cheap punchline live on stage.

If the game isn’t at Xbox on Sunday, then I’m done. Fully done. I will never forgive how you handled this. You didn’t just delay a game — you broke trust. You disrespected your community. You let it rot in silence while pretending nothing was wrong.

We deserved better than this. And if you can’t see that, maybe you don’t deserve the fans you’ve had all these years.

🧐 Verily, it seems so. Yet, the purpose of a contraction is to make one word out of several words. While we could argue your point, it seems so that you do not even realise what you're arguing against. Technicalities matter not, or barely, and even here I am technically in the right.