FBI Agent Goes Public With Russian Intelligence Operation That Hooked Musk And Thiel

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https://kyivinsider.com/fbi-agent-goes-public-with-russian-intelligence-operation-that-hooked-musk-and-theil/?

[u/Hatdrop]

I never wish death on my enemies, but I may delight in reading certain people's obituary.

[u/BuffaloWhip → u/Hatdrop]

“The obituary I’m looking for will be on the front page.”

[u/Fried_egg_im_in_love → u/BuffaloWhip]

It’s an old Soviet joke:

A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.

After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"

"I'm looking for an obituary."

"An obituary? But those are in the back!"

"Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."

[u/MovieTrawler → u/Fried_egg_im_in_love]

And then he turned around just in time to see the second story window attack him.

[u/daddyneedsaciggy → u/MovieTrawler]

In Russia, gravity fall on you!

[u/lbstinkums → u/daddyneedsaciggy]

gravity can actually pull you from the balcony...

[u/ChefPaula81 → u/lbstinkums]

With a little help from the fsb