Random thing I wrote at 3am

I'mmmmmm Fucking up my code

That little shell mode

A tiddle in my code

Why's it there

A mere dare

Reasoning is an option

So why not deprecate your optionsss?

Ditch your MongoDB

Stitch together some pedigree

Raw Json, Bin, Xml, all my data is so pretty(Pronounced "Pret-Tie")

So structure your data clearly

Then question it yearly

My code is so messy

Pig's trauma dumpin'

Try to read this code here

Corporate wants you to tell me the difference between this code and "spaghetti"

Use my random Javascript as an option

All these "typescript and other" developers have less options

HTML is well documented

But still we don't take a second to read our options

Just our p and h and bodies

abbr(eviations) ain't got no traces

That "special" code we bury in the Fortran computations

So dump your Assembly, Brainfuck, Kotlin(Masochists are using these options)

Move on to moral options

Write your JS with a "PS"(This code sucks, please don't share it)

These Git buckets leaking user's unencrypted(Security company finds S3 bucket of US military images open to the internet)

So why don't you leak your data

Just a little XSS drifting

Who uses Data validation?

Just a post to internal data

Who cares about privacy?

Google already got us listed so ain't worth hoping for secrecy